shitting sidways

When your shit comes out sideways causing considerable pain and anal tearage.

Certificatologist: HOLY FUCK! This piece of shit is COMING OUT SIDEWAYS! I'm shitting sidways!

Midget: Ouch...

by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006

Japanese Glass Shitting Table

A glass table that has dips in it for butt cheeks and one person sits on the table and defecates, while another lies underneath and looks up at the person shitting

Tater really wants a Japanese Glass Shitting Table for his birthday, but they are impossible to find!

by Shake it like a JO LO February 6, 2009

the shining

1. A groundbreaking film by stanley kupbrick in which jack nickolson's family is terrorized by a host of spirits and bad omens which posess a hotel and it's inhabitants.
2. A shitty horror movie that ur lifelong friend gets fingered to while you watch in horror.
3. The reflection of the wet tip of a flacid penis

1. The shining was pretty good i guess i liked the part were jack nikellsunn fucked that rotten lady
2. she's getting the shining right next to me
3. i was almost blinded by his shining

by pussay October 26, 2004

Fucking and shitting

Two things you shouldn't do at the same time.

He was fucking and shitting at the same time. What a sick bastard! The girl he was fucking got an infection!

by Bobby222 May 26, 2009

shitting balls

To be extremely nervous.

spencer: pull over the cops are behind us!
steve: awww man. im shitting balls right now.

by spencer urbanowicz March 21, 2008

Shitinder

can be used as a boys name or as a nice way to avoid swearing. Often cmmon among young freshmen girls.

"Oh shitinder!!! I forgot my book."

by little mary j December 19, 2011

pigeon-shitting

When somebody fucks someone else in the ass and cums inside their asshole. Then, the one who took it in the ass squeezes the cum out of their ass. This makes it appear as though their shit is white, which is the color of a pigeon's shit.

Yo, I just buttfucked some girl and then I saw her pigeon-shitting on my blanket. She's fucking gross.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you've been caught pigeon-shitting in a guy's mouth.

by Chunky MoFo July 1, 2008