Jar of Shame

Jarius Shameus, also known as Conus Humilitus, is a jar that demands payment every time you fail. This payment may be made out in money, cookies, anything you find pleasant.
Fuckin Jar of Shame took my last free dollar. I need to do my damn homework every once in a while.
by Rebexxa October 26, 2010
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shame folds

Damn girl, you lucky you got such a pretty face cause your shame folds are shameful!
by bebecb October 15, 2017
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mustache shaming

To deride someone for their facial hair choices; an attempt to cause shame in someone for unpopular mustache and/or beard styles.

Often secretly motivated by envy.
God, what's up with Jason's hideous pornstache pic?

Wow, Eric, you're looking pretty neck beardy there.

My girlfriend was totally mustache shaming me by posting those old photos of me with a soul patch!
by Catemonster March 20, 2012
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Hole of Shame

The town tramp, the girl that fucks everyone, a sure lay for one in desperation or one highly intoxicated. All men feel the "day after" regret of having entered her hole.
Waking up next to a stinking whale after a night of heavy drinking, Harrison realized he had spent time in the hole of shame.

After doing shots of tequila all night, Todd was inducted into Terri's hole of shame.
by Squeaked Moose October 24, 2011
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Shame wank

When you wank for so long and you have used up all your acceptable wank fantasies. You must then journey to the dark side of the wank, which is full of all the good looking people just too young to go out with in school.
Oh shit, there goes my last valid wank fantasy. I should stop before this turns into a shame wank.
by ShammyDooWop February 27, 2016
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The Poop Of Shame

A term for the shit a bottom takes after anal sex.
After Jordan filled my ass with cum, I waddled to the toilet for the poop of shame.
by Local Twink January 02, 2023
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Shameful Bidet

When you have no toilet paper, so you clean your dirty ass in the shower.
Man, because of the toilet paper shortage as a result of Coronavirus, I've had to shameful bidet every day!
by handerson1 March 15, 2020
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