Selly Oak

Selly Oak is a safe and clean retreat in the multi-cultural hub of Birmingham. Recent installments have included rubbish bins with the University of Birmingham emblem.

If visiting Selly Oak, you should probably plan your visit around witnessing nature in its most vibrant form.

Vomit will be prominent along the pavements during october (locally termed freshers) and June (results).

Chavs are best sited during the summer months. The rahs will have migrated South.

Mating season is fairly consistent and active. One improves their chances of experiencing mating by getting the female (locally termed skank) fccked up on snakebite.

When I was in Selly Oak I purchased a 'I *heart* SO' tshirt.

I caught my STD in Selly Oak.

I found selly oak so ghetto, a chav tried to shank me and i CHUNDERRED EVERYWHAR.

by General Hot January 8, 2011

Sellin Ass

Sellin ass is the act of giving your anus up to someone.

Yo James we gotta get outta here we look like we sellin ass

by Ass Selling Selling Ass August 6, 2018

sellara

The God-king of monks. Very skilled at his profession. The best of the best

That sellara is an awesome tank!

by AmandaJA January 14, 2008

Sellow

A very strong, unbothered, and independent boss. Most likely someone who was born with a growth mindset.

A sellow could turn a 5 dollar bill into millions ! And would not think twice about the doubters

by K0091 June 8, 2017

Sellage

The act of getting sold.

Me- “Can I get your math HW.”
Friend- “Sorry, I forgot to do it.”
Me- “That’s sellage!”

by mal372 June 11, 2019

sellbag

A sellbag is what you call someone who sells the bag, by either not taking hints from boys/girls, or just choosing wrong decisions.

“How did you not get her number? You are such a sellbag.”

by jmigzy April 6, 2022

You'r selling the team

Is an internet phrase commonly used in battle royale games about you not helping the {squad}. also commonly associated with toxicity.

"stop missing your shots you'r SELLING THE TEAM BRO"

by rpmm24alternete October 18, 2018