by BrittanyScrews June 19, 2011
When you know what is about to happen is not good, because it happended before and you feel it's about to happen again.
Friend 1:
"I think he will be faithful this time."
Friend 2:
"Wake up. You're about to get deja screwed."
"I think he will be faithful this time."
Friend 2:
"Wake up. You're about to get deja screwed."
by Karen Drummey December 06, 2009
by no one of purpose February 13, 2012
Ex 1: "Will you go to prom with me?" asked Mike. "Yes!" Naomi said. "Great!" Mike said. "I mean, no, I actually already have a date for prom," Naomi said. "I just got screwed over," Mike said to himself.
Ex 2: "Yes, you've got the job," Hank said. "Awesome!" Lori said. "I changed my mind, we don't need you; so no," Hank said. "I should tell someone that I was just screwed over," Lori said to herself.
Ex 2: "Yes, you've got the job," Hank said. "Awesome!" Lori said. "I changed my mind, we don't need you; so no," Hank said. "I should tell someone that I was just screwed over," Lori said to herself.
by Ereck Flowers January 27, 2015
cly: So how did it go?
ken: Great, i got a screw-venir aswell!
cly:(laughs)wat'd u get?
ken:(waves a thong & laughs)
ken: Great, i got a screw-venir aswell!
cly:(laughs)wat'd u get?
ken:(waves a thong & laughs)
by missmac@ya April 02, 2009
A metaphor for significantly fucking up.
Relating to missing the correct hole and fornicating with a belly button.
Relating to missing the correct hole and fornicating with a belly button.
Man, Douglas really screwed the pooch on that one, like the time he missed and ending up putting it in Lucy's pooch hole (belly button).
by Pooched2433 December 02, 2016