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Drunk Science

by plutonium1887 February 11, 2022
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Science of Blah

A form of science based upon the use of plastic bags on the head as a shield against all things which have an "oop" sound in the word describing them. Naming credit is shared with Cuteness von Shenanigan.
You cannot boop me. *puts plastic bag on head* Shielded by the science of blah! Mwahaha
by AradiaSongbird June 6, 2023
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Earth Science

Earth science is a scientific discipline that spans a wide variety of sub-disciplines, which amount to the study of the construction, formation and processes of the Earth (along with other terrestrial bodies). Draws from the subjects of geochemistry, petrology, geomorphology, geophysics, palaeontology, crystallography, geography, seismology, geotechnical engineering and a wide variety of other fields. Other terms used to describe it include geoscience and geology, although the latter is viewed as slightly old-fashioned by many modern earth scientists. Vitally important to modern society, as earth scientists locate and evaluate important minerals, e.g. gold, copper, aluminium, and also play a massive part in the search for oil and its exploitation. They also play an important part in ensuring the safety of mankind, e.g. volcanologists, geotechnical engineers. There is also massive amounts of research going on in earth science.
The oil and metals used to make my computer would have been located by earth scientists; the stability of the land beneath my house is likely to have been evaluated by someone with geotechnical training; the petrol used in millions of cars every day would have come from oil located by a geophysicist.

That's just how important earth science is!
by ConversionNinja January 12, 2008
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science god

A human who has attained a god-like status similar to a pharaoh. The person usually has a colossal memory that allows them to memorize mundane facts and recite them at will.
As Ken, the Science God, turned around to face the mere science peasants they shook in fear.
by jimbo@bob April 2, 2008
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science party

when a bunch of people who are biological girls regardless of gender hang out with their bras and shirts off
SCIENCE PARTY MY BITCHESSSS *Throws shirt and bra across room*
by negative fucks given February 23, 2017
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rocket science

a phrase used against retards when there making something simple really difficult.
it's so simple, its not rocket science!
by thedankestofmen May 15, 2020
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science fact

Much like fact, "science fact" is added to the end of a sentence to imply that you know much more than you do, while effectively adding no weight. Is often classier than just saying "fact," because adding science to it makes people think you know what you're talking about.
Guy 1: Dude, most of the definitions on this website suck. Fact.

Guy 2: Except that everyone and their mother loves this sight. Science fact.
by Jewish Avenger October 1, 2009
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