Simpsons

A family of insane suburbanites with ping-pong ball eyes and,apparently, bad cases of jaundice.

There's something happenin' up at the old Simpson place!

by Lord Malshun March 16, 2005

the simpsons

A show which at one time had you on the floor laughing. Among all of FOX's failed attempts at successful TV (Titus, That 80s Show, Greg The Bunny, Futurama, etc.), it's one of the few shows that really brought up the ratings for FOX (Family Guy, That 70s Show, The Simpsons). However, it's getting old and unfortunately enough, is taking the same path as Seinfeld, which, thankfully, was cancelled just after its peak. The Simpsons are now entering their what...16th season? And the jokes are becoming drab and uninteresting. Becoming as big of a shame to itself as Godfather III.

Family Guy is the new, slightly less mature "The Simpsons"

by Mat Marshall19808 October 9, 2005

jessica simpsonitis

Hot girl without a clue.

She has a bad case of Jessica Simpsonitis!

by Hurrel January 14, 2005

Ashlee Simpson Threshold

n. The point that must be exceeded by exposure to crappy music to begin producing the given effect or result, or to elicit the response of, preferring to listen to the music of Ashlee Simpson.

I cannot listen to Green Day, Coldplay, or the Killers anymore. They have all breached my Ashlee Simpson Threshold.

by Mike MacLellan Esq. June 21, 2006

negro samson

A very strong and quick black man that often finds himself at odds with the law. He nearly always is doing something illegal and has many misadventures.

Negro Samson was robbing a corner store deli when the police arrived. When they yelled "freeze" he was off like a greyhound with the money he had gotten.

by Negro Samson December 6, 2013

Harvey Simpson

This little Ratty cunt thinks he’s all that smokes wet fags and has sweaty anal sex with Archie Roberts the little virgin cunts, the only virginity they have lost is their anal one. Your mum has 3 teeth, don’t act so prestige you little prick, your future consists of selling stolen bikes and sucking and fucking for money but he considered that “MaKiNg HeLlA P”

Person one: did you hear about that nitty Harvey Simpson’s fat scraghead mum?
Person two: I swear she has two and a half teeth lmao what a fucking skank

by Joe millilitres May 9, 2020

the simpsons

seasons 1-12 are the best thing to happen to tv in a long time. The new seasons have lost their edge and lack the wit and good satire from seasons 1-12. The show has lost alot of its sharpness and is dull and too mainstream. But i will stay with the show till the bitter end.

the show used to be gold but has lost its shine.

by matt dold August 26, 2004