Door to door used shoe sales

The Insurance industry

The insurance industry, besides being the spawn of Satan, is nothing more than door to door used shoe sales.

by KImCobain April 10, 2015

salesman

A person whose job is not to sell you the things you need but what you dont.

A particular computer salesman at Sim Lim Square.

by pfennig May 11, 2007

salesmonkey

A monkey, live or stuffed, used to sell a product.

Like in that Dodge Commercial : "Dude, what is that?" - "It's a .. a ... sales monkey"

by Matt February 9, 2004

salmon blanket

A word describing a woman's vagina that physically resembles two soggy pancakes hanging from a fork. This particular vagina, however, smells like salmon.

That dude was trying to get some vag in the backseat, but it smelled like salmon blanket, so he told her to get dressed and get the fuck out, but when she did his best friend just ran up and punched that bitch in the face anyways.

by the dude that punch that bitch anyways November 8, 2007

Salmon Shute

a particularly stinky vagina that you get a whiff of when the occupant of the reeker walks past, it tends to remind the smeller of slippery salmon making their way downsteam to the mating grounds via a salmon shute.

pwhoar did you smell her slippery salmon shute

by felixg123 March 11, 2010

Salman bhoi

He has so many criminal history like hit and run, blackbuck case, keeping guns, beating woman, he has gone jail and kept with asharam for 2 nights, he has successfully destroyed career of many new talents who stand against him, he is one of the worst actor of world with zero talent VFX body and full of nepotism. His career is flop now and his rikshawala fans are disgusting recently his movie radhe collected 15cr lifetime collection disaster movie.

Damn Salman bhoi is criminal

by Savlon bhoi May 29, 2021

a salisbury

when some cunt decides its funny to involve themselves in a conversation with which they previously played no part in and furthermore decides to comment saying how not only do they not care, but no one else does either - including the person being addressed.

Person 1 to Person 2: Hey, did you see that picture on facebook last night?

Cunt: Yeah no one cares

Person 2: Yeah haha, it made me laugh!

Cunt: Haha cool story bro
Person 1: oh stop doing a salisbury!

by anitagofradump February 16, 2012