Roof

My dog barking at the mailman while hes 50 kilometers awaya

Dog:roof
Me:the mailman is near

by Mydogiscuteage0.1 April 12, 2021

Roofed

To throw onto a roof

Someone finally roofed that dumbass cump cube

by Gleamingthecube May 7, 2021

scrubbing the roof

When your significant other is giving you a blowjob, you point your dick up a little so that the head scrapes the roof of their mouth.

John: When Mary was blowing me last night, I started scrubbing the roof. It felt amazing!

by eg3311 October 7, 2012

Trampoline roof

A car roof that has been bent downward from children bouncing on it.

I've had to lower the price of my car on craigslist since the kids gave it trampoline roof.

by pingvuiini August 25, 2013

Roofing

An act portrayed by a dog that when presented with dirty toilet paper says, "gee that toilet paper sure smells good".

I went to take a shit and Lucy was Roofing.

by The RONA Wigger November 17, 2023

On-the-roof girl

A girl that thinks very highly of herself, often without basis. A girl with a big ego.

Abby: "Why does Maddie act like she's so much better than us?"
Leslie: "I know, she's such an on-the-roof girl."

by Frdy145 November 20, 2023

Roofing

Gluing your tongue in another person's butthole

Manny was roofing Nixon while in the bath.

by OGkohanim January 2, 2024