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Ralph

somebodys father who's a bit creepy and can often be described as "classic".
by bio08 June 27, 2009
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ralph

v. unexpectedly releasing gas from your anus as a result of uncontrollable laughter

n. the gas that is releaseed from your anus as a result of uncotrollable laughter
I almost ralphed when he showed me what was in the bag.

I watch comedies alone, becuase I'm afraid of ralphing in front of people.
by tmack41 December 15, 2008
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Ralph

(Noun) Boob. Often referred to as Boobius in Latin.
Ralph est boobius.
by Bruce W. March 28, 2004
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Ralphed

1). When you have wreaked the internet or WiFi connection...

2). When you tear the kitty (vagina) up.
1).I can’t get my WiFi or internet connection anymore here, you pulled a wreak it Ralph! You ralphed it up!

2). I wreaked it Ralph last night main. ralphed that kitty all up’
by GiglesFitz January 11, 2019
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Ralph Club

Having sex with a woman having her period. (while on the rag) Kind of like when a person has sex in an airplane to become a member of the mile high club.
Brett K. planned to become a member of the Ralph Club by having sex with Becky during while she was having her period.
by Vomit Club October 2, 2018
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Ralphie

see "jangler". intent on maintaining bevy of at least 3 beautiful babies who he "really connects with and isn't in love with", and who are on no account to be slutted by others with bigger t-shirts than his tuna-reared self.
ralphie man, you're fucked...
by rayffee October 4, 2003
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Ralphalization

The art of convincing yourself that what you're saying is true in order to justify lies to cover lies to cover lies to cover lies, etc. If you believe it to be true in your mind, you've already won half the battle.
When I didn't show up or call I knew that had to come up with a pretty good Ralphalization in order to avoid catching shit from everyone. I said that my dog ate my homework, an old friend came in from out of town, my clothes were in the washing machine, I was shaving, my cellphone isn't working...and all of those things really are possible. Therefore, I really didn't lie!
by PTL April 27, 2006
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