Rest stop area queer-bait mother fucker

My old creepy boss who also sported a pedo-smile.

Our old boss used to creep us out, and then we decided that he was a rest stop area queer-bait mother fucker!

by Recruiter June 25, 2009

i generally dislike you as a person and wish to never encounter you ever again for the rest of my life

When you generally dislike someone and wish to never encounter them again for the rest of your life.

P1: takes a steaming shit on your mattress like the worthless piece of psychotic shit they are
P2: "i generally dislike you as a person and wish to never encounter you ever again for the rest of my life"

by die you fucking brat July 16, 2020

I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world

i finally did it omg i made it blue.
try to make this blue ig: h4tujrovutifjuirbugdfjgkdfvkdvj

- tori

I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world

by okstella August 12, 2021

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)

when ur confused u say this

I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)

by Stupid Af July 23, 2021

rest area vs. arrest area

Describes the "pleasant versus unpleasant" quandary that you face when making a road trip on a budget. The D.O.T. may indeed instruct you to "never drive while drowsy", but good luck explaining that to a cop with a quota who taps on your car window at 2 a.m. in the morning to find out why you're parked along a deserted stretch of highway to sleep till dawn.

One simple way to avoid the whole "rest area vs. arrest area" debacle is to simply schedule your sleep-stops around the available "official rest area" locations that are situation along your route... sure, it may take a bit longer to complete your journey if you hafta "call it a day" at 5 pm instead of at nightfall because there will be no other rest areas for another hundred or more miles, but at least you can slumber in peace, knowing that you aren't parking somewhere overnight where you might be given grief.

by QuacksO February 25, 2019

No Rest For The Breast

An early parenting term that refers to the fact that a mother may feel that their baby always seems to be hungry, which may be tiring for said mother. Derived from the phrase 'no rest for the best'.

“Timmy's crying again... No Rest For The Breast, I guess.”

by C L G June 30, 2020