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retired masturbater

a person who quit masturbating/ a person who plays fornite
Hey! What do you do for a living?
Nothing, I'm a retired masturbater.
by gigigig11 August 21, 2018
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Retirement Project

A euphemism for a pipe dream/non realistic goal
Ron wanted to play for the NBA however, due to being 4 foot 8 it was a retirement project since the NBA needed tall players.
by fartso55 November 22, 2018
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Residency-Induced Tourette (RIT) syndrome

an emotional, developmental, and neurological disorder characterized by repetitive, involuntary expletives, criticisms occurring during residency training.

Often associated with mood swings, aggressiveness, hormone imbalance.

Exacerbated by junior residents, ED residents, and females- in general.

Instant triggers include critical lab value pages, opposition, going to the OR, sobriety, macro-nutrient imbalance.
ED Resident 1: The only resident listed on hand call is Lindsay Allred. I'd rather just replant the hand myself then call her...
ED Resident 2: Dude, I heard she was diagnosed with Residency-Induced Tourette (RIT) syndrome.
ED Resident 1: It all makes sense! Well if the replant doesn't work, I'll still have the same success rate as Ryan Rebowe.

Critical lab value page: Patient calcium 8.4 mg/dL
Lindsay: *RIT EXPLOSION* $@%*! #$%!@+
by ED attending June 21, 2019
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retire the cup

A phrase said to suggest that no other future answer to a question could possibly ever be any better. Refers to an old practice of ceasing to give an award (usually a perpetual trophy) once it's been won by the same entity a certain number of times.
A: Who do you think is the best national women's soccer team?
B: The USA. Retire the cup.
by sensei10 July 9, 2019
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resident

Used when something is boring. It is come from the twitch emote ResidentSleeper.
Wow, this game is so resident.
by SmokeyDonkey June 8, 2020
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Resident

A non-Sureno gang member that runs with the South Siders in the California or Federal prison systems. A Resident Homey may have associated with Sureno gang members or ran solo on the streets.
"I've seen Residents running the block....I'm on the B Yard in the gym. And there was a cat from Maravilla that had the keys right there. Now Maravilla -- they're not Surenos. So how would somebody who technically was considered a Resident, for lack of a better term, would be running the Homies car?"

J.D. Rutherford, 'Resident Homies Surenos In Prison', September 16, 2020
by ZXY&ABC September 16, 2020
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Resident

A non-Sureno gang member that runs with the South Siders in the California or Federal prison systems. A Resident may have ran solo or associated with Sureno gang members on the streets. Nonetheless, being a Resident does not preclude a homey from becoming a llavero.
"There are a lotta cats that just wanna get in there and roll with the homies. And they don't wanna be a part of nuthin'. They ain't from no neighborhood. They might be in there for meth or crack, bogus credit cards, checks, or whatever. And they just wanna fly under the radar. They're just gonna be considered the Resident South Siders."

J.D. Rutherford, Prison Break Raw, September 16, 2020
by ZXY&ABC September 17, 2020
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