Anti-Occam's Razor

Interpreting a statement or story to be the most complex or unlikely situation possible. Or, your comprehension is the opposite of the most likely explanation for something you hear or read. This often happens with statements that have one or more homonyms.

I had an Anti-Occam's Razor moment after reading the news headline, "50 million blinds recalled" when I thought of a huge population of blind people being remembered.

by Moneek August 2, 2013

Razzleberry

A delicious pie sold at Marie Callender's.
VERY GOOD, buy it.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
I loved that razzleberry pie

by Bethzilla October 16, 2008

Hanlon's Razor

"Attribute not to malice what can be attributed to stupidity" or "cock-up before conspiracy"
-One of the most important lessons never taught in schools

"The driver just cut me off the prick!"
"Hanlon's Razor, my friend, Hanlon's Razor"

by jltdkllr July 26, 2011

Razorbacks

only the best team in the ncaa they kick hella ass

the razorbacks just pwned TEXAS

by razorbacks rock September 18, 2005

Razzdio

A handle for a radio station that features jazz music.

You're listening to 96.9 on your razzdio dial.

by Huncle R February 24, 2009

Razzis

Any type of sunglasses that have a really dark lens so that the paparazzi won't be able to see the wearers eyes.

I love the way these Razzis look on me.

by Krizztyle June 10, 2010

razzlehoof

A late night, hastily assembled fourth meal of the day. Typically requires minimal effort with no preparation or cooking.

Tom ate lunch meat and spanish olives for razzlehoof.

by Mr. McFeeley December 2, 2011