D'mario Monte Thorton waz a singer in the group b2k but they broke up and he iz Chris Stokes cuzin and he iz soooo fyne some of hiz special features iz hiz lips hiz bodi his smile and hiz deep voice he iz the fynest boi in tha world and er' bodi be hatin on him but i dont care what they say cuz he iz mi babi daddy 4 lyfe and all these chickenz and bussels can stop claimin him cuz he iz happily married to me for lyfe and even after so dont hate appreciate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*