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Sam Ram

Def. 1: An advanced sexual maneuver where while mid coitus the man, or other penetrating member, fully extracts his phallus from the vaginal cavity and then proceeds, gathering all of his weight and with maximum velocity, to thrust said phallus into the unsuspecting anal cavity of his sexual partner without breaking rhythm and, ideally, achieving full penetration. The act is then consummated with shower tears and a feeble apology.

Def. 2: Used to describe overcoming a difficult situation (or 'Sam Jam') with confidence and mental fortitude.
'Tired of his vanilla sex life Matthew thought it wise to surprise his girlfriend with a well timed Sam Ram. Unfortunately his aim was not true and ended up in a painful Sam Jam.'

'Worried they would get fired from work for incompetence James and Michael decided to pin all of their work on their hardworking co-worker Chris, under threat of a Tag-Team Sam Ram. Chris, terrified, quietly agreed. James and Michael proceeded to celebrate the fact that they had successfully Sam Rammed that situation.'
by JimJamClamHam January 6, 2010
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low RAM remix

when chriskaye's computer has been on 3 days straight and when you start to play music it skips and remixes the songs for all you DJs so you don't have to.
Man, this low RAM remix of YOGURT-pooh is pretty interesting. In fact I'd say it's pretty schweet. Latas, I'm out like a decent hurricane.
by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003
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battering ram

When nailing a chick, banging her so hard that when you thrust you end up slamming her head clear through the headboard. IF done correctly and with enough force, you might just be able to crack the dry wall of your shitty apartment.
Dude A: Dude, I'd so battering ram Megan Fox.
Dude B: Yea man.
by pm.mk August 4, 2007
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The German Battering Ram

When a male or female inserts their fist in the partners stinkhole with a mighty thrust!
"You better watch out because i will suprise you with the German Battering Ram!"
by The Fister October 4, 2004
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anal ram

A type of sodomy that is so hard and fast that its power and force is like a battering ram trying to break down the doors of a heavily gaurded Castle
i anal ramed her so hard she couldn't sit down for a week!
by mAGIK bUS March 15, 2005
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purple headed battering ram

A particularly colourful way of describing the penis
"May I besiege thy love palace with my purple headed battering ram"
by gogggg January 28, 2006
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Jai Sri Ram

It's the most sacred expression, echoing in the hearts of every Indian, a slogan which inspires noble souls & irritates the corrupt. The devotional emotions attached to these three words are unparalleled.
I roared 'Jai Sri Ram' when I saw my people disappointed & discouraged. It inspired them to raise their heads high & stay determined.
by Rudra January 30, 2021
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