queberant

Something or someone that gives off a quaint, false sense of security

Guy 1: I really thought I loved her bro
Guy 2: nah homie, she way too queberant tbh

by Swoinkmaster62 January 13, 2022

queef deef

when a woman queefs into a mans penis hole and he deefs into her ear

me and lily did a queef deef

by yoyungsu123 February 3, 2022

Queef baloney sandwich Muncher

An insult

You fucking Queef baloney sandwich Muncher

by Westieboyes August 1, 2022

Queef Wellington

When a girl is wrapped in a blanket and Queefs inside of it, trapping the hot air inside for a warm center

"Dude, is Sam in that blanket on the couch?" "Yeah, she made a Queef Wellington in there"

by SamHateHer September 2, 2022

Queef Hanger

Queef Hanger- 1. The sudden, unintended or unforeseen conclusion of a sexual act without gratification.

2. Turning in an assignment in anticipation of receiving a grade only to discover the teacher will be assessing your work at a later date.

3. Momentary distance from gratification.

Date night started with a real queef hanger; I can’t believe he forgot your in-laws were stopping by after work.

Friday queef hanger on the quiz? That’s the worst, I have to know if I made the Math team before Monday!
While the changing of the keg is far from the respite my liver may need, it is a welcomed queef hanger to the woes of my alcoholism.

by Chesapeake Charlie October 31, 2022

Tango Quebec

Too Queer, as in FUBAR. Radio alphabetic code denoting a situation in which all sense and practical function has broken down.

Remember when Gunny shit in your MRE because you complained about the peanut butter?
Yeah, that was Tango Quebec, dude.

by The Original Colonel Doctor October 12, 2008

Rumble Queef

A queef so massive, it rumbles the chair/bench that the woman is sitting on, thus sending vibrations to the people surrounding her.

At lunch today, I felt a quick vibration on my seat. A woman sitting near me looked embarassed.

She must have rumble queefed.

by Rod Stiffington III November 22, 2010