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grand-putins

grandparents who are old and dying, and therefore have lost their filters as well as any flying fucks they might have given about how their words and actions affect others.
My grand-putins told me that I was touched as a child before they adopted me. What the actual fuck.
by schizodollz June 6, 2024
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Putin wacker

Putin wacker my grandfather was from Arkansas and when he used to come in to greatest he would tell me come here you old Putin wacker. I was hoping maybe someone from Arkansas could tell me.
Come here you old Putin wacker give your grandpa a hug.
by Sparky769 March 19, 2021
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Putinism

A bold lie. A lie that is so obvious that a unborn fetus knows its a lie. It can also mean dumb and retarded. The lie is so bad that the person who is being told the lie knows it’s a lie and the liar knows that the person being told the lie knows it’s a lie. This word is based on the Russian prime minister Vladimir Putin who has spoken many lies.
Jenny: i separated from the friend group.

Patricia: why?

Jenny: Shelly is full of putinism.
by Stickybug February 25, 2022
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Vladimir Putin

A well known medical writer and author in the late 19th century. He became well known as the author of "The relatonship of insanity to masturbation," published during the late 19th century along varieties of articles concerning masturbation.
"Vladimir Putin contributed alot in the field of masturbation sciences."
by kitten fingers June 19, 2022
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putin

Putin i originally known as the president in Russia. But this putin is different. This can be used in any argument at the time because of the war in Russia.
putin deez nuts in your mouth

put - in deez nuts in your mouth
by henriksengusrudsen March 23, 2022
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PUTINIZE

The director was PUTINIZED because she refused to collaborate with frontline staff; she was then ousted by a unanimous vote of no confidence.
by Greeneyedsmallfry March 23, 2022
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Putin

My Putin is aching for some big black dick.
by Professor Dantanna March 4, 2022
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