put nard

A particularly disgusting nard at the end of a put (i.e., at the end of gut so big that it merges with the penis - equivalent to a gunt for wickedly obese men).

Jack is a quintessential put nard; note the wispy hair, jenny warts, and strong odor of sour milk.

by poddle hiney September 14, 2011

skut put

when a girl/guy is giving u a blow job and right when u cum slam there head down on your dick and then chock her and she says scut put trying to gain her breath and not choke

i'll skut put your mom tonight u son of a bitch

by adamc45 October 26, 2006

Put it on allah

When someone says something outlandish and wild that is unbelivable, as long as you make sure they put it on allah, they are telling the truth. However if they refuse they are most defintly capping.

Guy 1: "bro i fucked jenna ortega last week"
Guy 2: "put it on allah"
Guy 1: "on allah"
Guy 2: "holy shit"

by Bigboydefiner March 1, 2023

Put into proportion

Almost the same as 'put into perspective' but used when talking about size versus point of view.

Mark : "I think you meant 'Put into perspective"
Ella : "No I meant put into proportion"
Mark : "You're wrong "
Internet : "Ella's right"

by ellaisalwaysright August 22, 2016

kiss put

Kiss put is the ultimate act of romance also used to consumate a marriage eg ( pistol Pete kiss put the fuck out of me ill surely have to marry him now wonder if he will piss inside my mouth)

Kiss put the ultimate act of love

by Piss put May 5, 2022

man putting

Man putting. Is a creamy shit put in the bowl with whipped cream and Cherry

Oh man Garrett love eating man putting.

by CruSh Fluffy February 23, 2017

put it here

Used when having a cold one with the bros. Similar to performing cheers, except a little more violent.

“Grab a beer and put it here”, said Alex as he smashed his can of beer into mine.

by Young nelu April 21, 2018