Puerto Zacko

The most elite underground vampire bar in the whole entirety of Portland. It is funded by Vietnamese and South Korean opium farmers and regulated by the columbians. While keeping up a daily facade of a Starbucks, it is transformed into a shisha bar at night and provides a good avenue for vampiric orgies of blood after closing.

ImaInglet: Die rapture. Dies vulture flesh. Dies sweet entrails of sinnew. And the wine of cyanotic fetuses.
Shlepov: What is wrong with you!?!?!
ImaInglet: I am the way I am because of Puerto Zacko.

by SaamSaam December 7, 2011

puieriestierly

Indescribable prettiness

That dog is so hot, it's puieriestierly beautiful.

by PoopyFaceTomatoNose7 October 13, 2011

Puerto Rican Roadblock

When 2 or more vehicles (normally trucks) lineup side by side on a highway and slow down traffic behind them while also making themselves unpassable.

Look at those 2 f******' semi's up there. We're goin' nowhere it's a Puerto Rican Roadblock!

by WHAT'S YOUR PRICE FOR FLIGHT December 28, 2011

Puerto Rican Archer

A sexual position in which a Puerto Rican lays down with legs spread and her Puerto Rican partner bites her butthole while she fingers his nostrils until they bleed

Damn it! Pamela fingered me so hard I started my nasal period when we were doing a Puerto Rican archer

by HighlandWolf April 27, 2014

Puberipaphobia

The fear of pulling your pants up and grabbing a pube and pulling it out by accident.

I don't suffer Puberipaphobia, but some people do unfortunately.

by Turkeymash December 12, 2014

Prumerica

It is a country that is fake and is a mix of Prussia and America!

I want to make a country called Prumerica.

by riflema May 23, 2016

Puerto Rican Squat Rack

When a man man completes a full squat with two 40 oz. beers held above his head as he drops his testicles into a suspecting females mouth. The female plays the role of the referenced squat rack.

I'm going to make your mom my Puerto Rican squat rack.

by TheWetWillyWonder January 11, 2017