Dutch pudding

The slimy mixture of cum, snot and urine that forms on one's face as a result of a post-facial golden shower.

Bro! My sheets are so full of Dutch pudding from last night.

by scooterTIT August 18, 2013

Pud Mud

The glazed coating of semen and fecal remnants on the penis after anal sex.

Her pud mud is extra runny tonight.

I got skunk junk from this pud mud.

He was really fillthy. I had the thickest pud mud when I was done. But hey...a hole is a hole.

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

Panty Pudding

A slang term for vaginal discharge. As a girl goes through her monthly cycle, the amount, consistency and type of vaginal discharge changes from thin and water, through to an egg white consistency (most fertile part of the month) and sometimes, a thick heavy white discharge. As long as there’s no offensive smell, it’s all good!

“My boyfriend turned me on so much last night, I had serious panty pudding by the time I got home.”

by FlIfhtcrew February 20, 2018

Pud-whistle

The male "piece." Slang for penis.

"Quite right, she did rub my pud-whistle something fantastic."

Can also be used as a verb: "He was pud-whistling again."

by Row-Good Huxley July 16, 2008

pudding parkway

The anal tract, the close cousin of the "hershey highway." The reference, of course, being the possible presence of poop in said passageway. Sexually speaking, going down that pudding parkway means taking your partner up the ass.

Dude, you get brown wit dat bitch?

Strait up, niggah! Took a ride down dat pudding parkway, baby!

by mistahtwist March 26, 2011

Pud Cave

1. The cavern created by a grossly obese man's overhanging stomach flab and thigh, surrounding his shrunken, enveloped penis, and any pubic hair.
2. A small overhanging flap of belly fat covering a man's pud.

"That 300 pound fat fuck's pud cave is so deep, i heard he sits to pee!"

by KoZmO bitch January 5, 2009

Pudding In A Cloud

A black person in a white car.

From the Bill Cosby Jello commercial, advertising placement of chocolate pudding in a bed of whipped cream.

"Hey, check out that pudding in a cloud!"

by biltmore March 20, 2009