mushroom pudding 

Psychedelic dessert that contains hallucinogenic shrooms. While considered haute cuisine, you won't find this served at the finer establishments. British street youths who have had enough of cheap booze will sometimes resort to making mushroom pudding to get a more chic and elegant tripping experience.

Also referred to as: cubensis custard

Joris: yo wanna get messed up tonite?
Agathia: yea but it's my birfday innit? gotta keep it proper classy bruv, how about some bloody mushroom pudding?
Marion: what the fuck is mushroom pudding?

mushroom pudding by The Barnacel September 25, 2020

electro pudding 

Pudding hyper charged with electronic isotopes. When eaten the body will slowy decompose. It's like instant leprosy.

That man just had some electro pudding. He is dead now.

electro pudding by BulletBrad117 April 27, 2015

Pudding Knees 

When you give a girl an orgasm and she gets up, for example: to get a glass of water and she is wobbly at the knees.

John railed his girlfriend so hard and her orgasm was so great, that when she got up to clean herself off she walked with pudding knees.

Pudding Knees by tymer88 April 26, 2011

pudney

The Best, Awesome, Cannot be defeated

Awesome, Pudney, Pudknee

pudney by Pudney September 23, 2013

butch pudding 

The period clumps consumed by a partner during cunnilingus. Usually consumed by a butch lesbian.

I love to eat Cheyenna's butch pudding. It's my favorite time of the month.

butch pudding by Sallytwist October 31, 2015

puddle pirate 

A US Coast Guard member. derogatory.

Navy Sailor: thanks for staying home and watching the coasts, puddle pirate.

Coastie: Someone needs to keep those navy wives warm at night.

puddle pirate by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

Pudding boy 

A boy, or ugly girl, who's personality is marginally worse than their looks.

Cunt #1: I love her. She's perfect for me.
Other bloke : She's an absolute pudding boy you fucking cabbage.
Cunt #1: sorry ard
A passing stranger: you got the time please mate?
Cunt #1: time for you to fuck off pal.

Pudding boy by MenuMenuMenu September 23, 2016