Protective Potato Mode

Protective Potato Mode is when a person who calls thyself a potato wraps their body in a blanket and curls up to form the shape of a potato, usually to hide from danger

She didn't like how the movie was going so she went into protective potato mode.

by KingsofWeird May 26, 2020

Protagonist seat

In animes, the main character often sits in the seat farthest back (or second farthest back) and closest to the window at school.

-Man, Kevin got the protagonist seat
-What do you mean by protagonist seat?
-You know, the seat farthest back and closest to the window that the main characters in animes always sit in!

by Trip the Holy Artist June 18, 2020

Protard

A term used aboard merchant vessels when setting ship's chronometer forward after crossing time zones.

Remember to protard your clock tonight so you don't arrive late to watch.

by prosavage August 21, 2021

protomastouris

The guy that is the only one that gets high for the first time in the group

Mihalis is stoned. Ah vre protomastouris!

by Stelingos April 14, 2023

Protigger

A protigger is a slur towards Protestants spewing lies and misinformation about the Catholic Church.

P - "The Catholic Church's teachings are heretical!"

C - "Typical Protigger."

by AlcoholicCatholic July 14, 2023

submarine protestant

A Christian/Protestant churchgoer who only surfaces for church services on Christmas or Easter.

Bob finally showed up at church last Easter Sunday. He is a submarine protestant!

by John Mulshine September 17, 2007

Mitness protection program

An unannounced but deliberate strategy in a presidential campaign, notably that of Republican candidate Mitt Romney, to stay in the background raising money and seeking endorsements, while avoiding engagement with the voters.

Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney is, currently, pursuing a Mitness Protection Program.

by neurophius August 4, 2011