plooby bloob

An extremely awkward person, or thing.

Look at that plooby bloob

by SHS-tsquad2017 October 22, 2017

pooblo poopcasso

Only for the gifted and talented artists of our generation, a Pooblo Poopcasso is when you have just given an intense anal fucking, and you then stroke your majestic paint brush (Shit covered Dick) all over your canvas (Your partners Face) in a powerful and moving work of art that some may compare to that of the late Pablo Picasso

I tripped on some butt hash the other night and when I was fucking my girl in the ass, I felt some inspiration come on, so I turned her around and gave her a sweet Pooblo Poopcasso!

by dopeduder October 30, 2017

POOBING

The act of being Walt Disney and putting metal in ones bones

Oh boy howdy do I like POOBING

by Pquiblo January 1, 2018

Poobie

Poobie, a white boy who lives at the gym. He chugs white monster on the daily and kisses his gains before bed. Poobie a sex god

Thot: Damn , I'm so tired of relationships tbh

Thot#2 : "fr girl, you needa get dicked down with a poobie like me"

by Thot from kik May 8, 2018

poobumitus

This disease is caused by the collection of parasites feasting on the rich blood of Vampire bats. Human hair mimics the apperance and perfect habitat of the bat's warm and fluffy coat, so when around these bats becareful for human hair is the perfect nesting sight for this parasite.

Symptoms include: Itchy ring, sticky bum cheeks, constant diarrhoea and constant vomiting.

However the cure is to eat a mix of dock leaves spiced with apple seeds.

Jake was n't careful about the vampire bats and unfortunately was diagnosed with poobumitus

by Dr. Kylilous March 30, 2018

poobernating

The act of taking materials into a bathroom intending to spend an appreciable amount time on the toilet. Usually accompanied by a phone tablet but books and magazines may be used. Poobernating is complete once one or both legs have gone numb.

If you can’t find dad, try the bathroom. He’s been poobernating since he got home from work. He may need to have his legs amputated.

by Sdumas29 May 26, 2018

Poob

A poob is when someone is taking a dump and that person's pubes get attached to the feces. It'll then feel as if someone gave you a Brazilian waxing onto your anus. Achieving a poob would usually be done by fishing your poop out of the toilet and then shaving your pubic hair and sticking them onto your feces (People are highly recommended to wear gloves as well as to fish their poop into a plastic bag. This is to avoid diseases caused by fecal matter). Once this is done, the person will then take a picture of this and post it on their social media account.

You: Hey, what's up with the gloves and the hair trimmer?
Friend: Oh nothing, just trying to make a poob.
You: What the fuck is a poob?
Friend: Look on my twitter account and then you'll see.

by anonymous 423 May 26, 2018