by Doug Baskims November 2, 2008
Get the promise ring mug.One who is excessively Evangelical Christian, even to the point of attending a large conference where 50,000 other men praise God, and are brought to tears by the speakers who point out what bad fathers that all of these men are. While most men who attend these conferences claim to achieve a spiritual "high" and recommit their lives to Jesus, according to statistics, most of these men actually return to their hotel rooms and order pornography.
My Dad came back from a Promise Keeper conference claiming to be a different man, but within a few days he was back to his old ways of ignoring his kids and not having sex with his wife.
by Good boy April 30, 2006
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Promiscuous girl, wherever you are I'm all alone and it's you that I want
Promiscuous boy, you already know that I'm all yours
What you waitin for?
Promiscuous girl you're teasin me you know what I want and I got what you need
Promiscuous boy let's get to the point cause we on a roll, you ready?
Roses are red, some diamonds are blue
Chivalry is dead but ya still kinda cute.
Promiscuous boy, you already know that I'm all yours
What you waitin for?
Promiscuous girl you're teasin me you know what I want and I got what you need
Promiscuous boy let's get to the point cause we on a roll, you ready?
Roses are red, some diamonds are blue
Chivalry is dead but ya still kinda cute.
by a.d.r.i.a.n.a!!!!!!! July 2, 2006
Get the promiscuous mug.One who is fearful or intolerant of promiscuous people. Is typically deluded into thinking humans are monogamous.
Idiot: You sleep with more than one person, you slut.
Normal person: Forget him, he's just a promiphobe.
Normal person: Forget him, he's just a promiphobe.
by hevymetl November 14, 2009
Get the Promiphobe mug.When you've been drinking and/or hungover and have the shits and vomiting literally at the same time.
Brandi had way too much to drink last night and I found her poomiting on my toilet and in my trash can.
by pillowwhisperer October 24, 2015
Get the poomit mug.That one girl you have a crush on from across the classroom, Yeah Her... Well She Has ''Primitive Selections' And needs someone other than you ugly white trash......
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Get the primitive selections mug.A sacred bond that cannot be broken no matter the circumstances. It ensures the truth and only the truth.
Promisovic I’m telling the truth
by sJanCtoRs June 29, 2023
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