Terminator promise

"I'll be BACK."

I already can always trust my buddy to keep his word about returning later to assist me, but I feel even more confident about it if he gives me a solemn "Terminator promise".

by QuacksO May 04, 2022

pinky dinky promise

Like a pinky promise but you add a dinky promise to it. so not only do you wrap your pinky together but also your penises.

person 1: “you promise?”

person 2: “ i pinky dinky promise”

by elcuh.420.69 March 01, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>I Promise If You Stop Me From Processing, I Will Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Promise If You Stop Me From Processing, I Will Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Promise If You Stop Me From Processing, I Will Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

<.7.9.76.>I, Angel JOse Robles Promise To I, Angel JOSe RObles To Emerge Victorious For, Angel JOse Robles<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.76.>I, Angel JOse Robles Promise To I, Angel JOSe RObles To Emerge Victorious For, Angel JOse Robles<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.76.>I, Angel JOse Robles Promise To I, Angel JOSe RObles To Emerge Victorious For, Angel JOse Robles<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 09, 2025

Pee Pee Promise

An appropriately silly and childish alternative for the more stronger word, known as the Penis Promise.

Girl: "Can you promise me to not tell anyone/"

Boy: "Pee Pee Promise!"

Girl: Ok, let's kiss!

by MyInternetSucks February 12, 2023

pee pee promise

when two fine gents cross streams to solidify trust or an agreement

gent 1: "just thinking about staying in and ordering some taco bell"

gent 2: "what?! you said that you'd owe me a steak dinner tonight if the broncos won over our pee pee promise!"

gent 1: "yep yep yep sorry my bad i completely forgot about our pee pee promise"

gent 2: "phew ok. i think i'm gunna order my steak with asparagus lol"

gent 1: "good one gent 2"

by December 04, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JosE RObles, Promise To Get It Right FOr Salma HAyek Pinault<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JosE RObles, Promise To Get It Right FOr Salma HAyek Pinault<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JosE RObles, Promise To Get It Right FOr Salma HAyek Pinault<.7.9.7.6.>

by AnudaJaniceRobles June 11, 2025