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penguin hall

an all girls school in wenham, massachusetts. the girls there are either drug addicts or gay, or both. roaming the halls you'll find girls crying, complaining about being forced to come here, and an occasional juul that the vice principal finds on the floor and does nothing about. it's supposedly saint john's prep's sister school, but you know damn well they don't want penguin hall.

Bottom line, with a dropout rate like theirs... uhhh nevermind! Send your girl to penguin hall!
penguin hall is where straight people go to die.
by wacky... April 24, 2019
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Jacking a Penguin

1. To steal a penguin

2. To sexually abuse a penguin

3. To steal a penguin from it's owner/family from right in front of them and watching them frantically search about while you almost die from hysterical laughter

4. Whatever you think it means
1. "Hey! You jacked my penguin!"

2. "Ew! He's jacking a penguin"

3. Person 1 "Hey where's my penguin gone?!?!? Gah! Someone Jacked it!!"

Person 2 "lol"

4. "He's jacking a penguin? Ew..."
by Forbidden Otter December 9, 2008
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Private (From Penguins of Madagascar)

Private was the leading mastermind behind the assassination of John F. Kennedy. Private has been known for numerous accounts of drug dealing and sexual assault. He also committed numerous war crimes in former Yugoslavia. This includes the murder of 17 innocent school girls, killing civilians in an active war zone, car bombing a village, and using chemical weapons.
Private (From Penguins of Madagascar) committed war crimes in Yugoslavia
by Osama F. Hitler November 19, 2020
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frozen penguin

When you're fucking a girl in the snow, and you stick ur dick in the snow and then go at it.
Stephen is very much about the frozen penguin.
by iaiaia February 2, 2007
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penguin

(1) (noun) The next sentient species of planet Earth. After the extinction of the human race, along with 99.99% of the world's ecology, due to human apathy/ignorance/stupidity.

(2) (noun) A tasty substitute for chicken meat.

(3) (verb) To pull down a person's pants and/or underwear to their ankles, usually as a prank, causing them to walk like a penguin.

(4) (verb) To walk like a penguin, often with an article of clothing loosely binding one's ankles.
(1)"The early cave paintings of prehistoric penguins shows signs of creativity, expressed by the use of flipper prints as a crude type of the artist's signature." - Hatchling's First Big Book of Science

(2) After the storm prevented any form of resupply, the Antartic research team ate all the research penguins.

(3) She remembered the John Smith from a few months ago. He stiffed her payment then, so she would penguin him later.

(4) John Smith penguined out the door, chasing after her, while shouting obsceneties.
by That's Mr. Penguin to You February 20, 2005
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The Stinky Penguin

The Stinky Penguin is a sexual position used in anal intercourse. It involves the use of flapping arms whilst bouncing up and down on the males erect penis. It also helps to be used following the Tuna Sandwich.
Guy:"Hey, do you wanna do The Stinky Penguin?"
Girl:"Of course!"
by roflcoptersomnomnom January 1, 2009
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penguin

1. another sexy animal although populating this world may also be found in mine and others imaginations romping with the snufallofaguses.
by super k December 14, 2008
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