park the possum

A term for having sex

He just looks as her as a place to park the possum.

by Sandylove June 17, 2021

tim the postman

A hot mail carrier that excels in role playing.
Tim has 3 children 2 fathers 4 mothers and a sexy face. Also 7 wives

Tim the postman is so hot.
tim the postman senpai

by UrbanPLayz January 22, 2022

postmodern rape

Rape performed in a well dressed, suave and artistic fashion, associated with the higher echelon of society.

Sir William carried out an exquisite postmodern rape on Susan the other night.

by charlie the magical unicorn June 10, 2008

Playing possum

When you take someone home but then come to your senses, so you 'play possum' so to avoid having to deal with their presence.

Friends: omg, I can't believe you took him home last night

Betty: Don't worry, I just ended up playing possum - phew!

by Taffgirl55 December 21, 2015

Postmail

the mail that comes from the post

Mom, is the postmail here yet?

by ZacAttack8732 February 10, 2010

Possum

Refer to Vagina

Because I haven't shaved my possum in three weeks, the stubble is terribly itchy!

by Krazy K October 19, 2003

Possum in a sack

Possum in a sack
A girl who acts like a dead fish in bed. Possum(girl playing dead) sack(bed)

I was hooking up with Bobbie Sue McGillicutty the other day, she was a total possum in a sack, she just laid there and did nothing as I was giving her the best 2 minutes of her life.

by Dr. Cole K Ziebarth, IV May 7, 2008