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Smash Pasty

Smashing Pasty is a term used to covertly suggest sexual activity.
Jim: So what you up to the weekend mate?

Chaz: Im gonna smash pasty! Gonna fucking ruin her!
by Platinum Pasty January 14, 2009
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Paulie Post

Someone who posts on an internet forum a topic that has already been posted by someone else on the same forum and room at an earlier time.

Also known as a repost.
Associated with reposted videos, pictures and news articles that have been posted before. Subsequent topic posts with the word "Paulie" or "Paulie Post" Ususally initiated by "post whores"
by hondaprelude.to July 25, 2010
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Chad-Postal

The act of becoming so enraged that you have the urge to throw whatever object might be in your hands, such as a bicycle.
One second he was using it as a walker, the next second he went Chad-Postal
by Leadout1 April 18, 2017
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creaming the pasty

Creaming the pasty is when you commence an action that your anal hole obtrudes solid excretory product, evacuated from the bowels. Then the dark steaming night soil lacerates the bowl, then the reservoir douses the droppings in liquid prevailing the night soil to be liquified in a rancid bath of micturate and diddly squat.
*in History class*
teacher: you should be revising even when while creaming the pasty
kallum:*sniggers*
conor:*sniggers*
by muph October 12, 2021
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pasty barm

A delicacy from Bolton, UK. It is any form of pasty/pie(though often your basic meat & potato) sandwiched on a (preferably buttered) barm cake. Available at all good Hampsons & Greenhalgh's stores in Bolton, though elsewhere in the country often requires specific instructions in the construction. You do lose some flavour of the pasty/pie, but you increase the munch factor. Pie barms can also be a messy eat.
Hampsons employee: "Yes cock, what wouldst tha like?"
You: "Steak pasty barm please"
Employee: "alreet kid that's £1.20 please"
You: "ta love"
by Lukewithak December 12, 2008
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Post nut clarity

The sensation which happens after ejaculating and makes one feel very lucid and aware.

Symptoms of it are feeling regretful if you have masturbated to something very weird. This sensation makes a man lose interest in women for a short period of time and often makes one regret an upcoming date since they as said lost a sex drive for a short period of time.

It may be an evolutionary trait for males to leave a female after impregnation or mating.

Possible cause may be hormones and an immediate blood rush into the brain causing such lucidity, awareness, and regret.
I cannot think of an example of this word being used in a sentence, since normally i wouldn't talk about it. But post nut clarity is a very weird and unexplainable thing
by xXMeemLord3225Xx April 20, 2021
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Pocket Post

An accidental status update or wall post to facebook or twitter from a smart phone.
Chris- AaAaea azrmbzszzzzzszzz zzzzzzzszszszzszszzzzzsz zszzzzzszz. 10 minutes ago from MOTOBLUR

Dan-your pocket posts are the best.
by JesusJs August 16, 2010
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