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Portion

A dick measuring game. Its like spin the bottle, but with guys. It is played by taking turns spinning the bottle, and whoever it points to must jerk off. Then the dude with the smallest cock has to swallow the resultant load, or portion.
Man that was a sick game of portion last night. I hate that I had to swallow all that jizz
by MigosFan123 November 26, 2020
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poetisdead

Today I said hi to poetisdead he was so nice
by @vdjskakajqllq on tiktok December 13, 2020
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pogtism

(noun) a medical condition that commonly effects adolescents obsessed with video games.

Symptoms: loud screeches, hypersensitivity, and general entitlement

Diagnosis: generally evidenced by a smooth brain, agape mouths, and a lack of parental supervision

Eitmology: Combination of the term PogChamp and Autism
Sentence: Billy developed Pogtism by watching too much Rust on Twitch during quarantine.
Sentence 2: Billy is pogtistic.
by Twitchtionary December 21, 2020
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Poetist

A fancier word that real poetist use because they are 1 step above the average poet. Probably created by a girl named Hannah
You wrote a poem you are a poetist
by Cobynhater69 February 20, 2021
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porting

butthole to butthole contact between two bare ass grown ass men
person 1: bro why are you pooping in that man's butt
person 2: fuck off dude were porting
by big_dicc_bandit February 26, 2021
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Portiatiously

When the gibberish ramblings of a high person sound like real words
Alex babbled portiatiously when the edible hit
by Wheatzilopochtli June 4, 2021
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Portsmouths biggest mush bird

The biggest mush bird in the extended vicinity of Portsmouth
Yeah that Imogen girl is Portsmouths biggest mush bird in Portsmouth
by Mushbirdlover June 29, 2021
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