Pooming

Taking a Poop 💩 or sitting on the commode while on a Zoom call.

Dude are you sitting on the commode? You’re totally “pooming” on the conference call

OMG Mike you totally “poomed” on that call we heard you flush!

by Translayta December 8, 2020

pooning

scraping your chicks underware and snorting a line of it. If done around noon its panooning

I just got done pooning my chick.

It's time for A pooner!

by Catapillar with horns January 4, 2021

Pooping

having phone sex with josh

Hey have you been pooping for the past three hours? Yes

by shehatesrally March 18, 2021

Pooping over

1 When you keel over while being pooped on.

2 When you die in a comical fashion.

3 A word you use when you cannot think of anything else.

4 When you keel over from a devastating loss, it is often in a comical manner.

And as the ball landed hardly on her face and the next she knew, she was pooping over, and she died quietly. The referees said that she had died from a devastating loss.

by CT-7567 May 1, 2021

Poofing

When a pixy stick is inserted into ones anus then fart and shoot the dust into your buddy's mouth!

Louie got pinkeye from poofing at a party last night

by Cockulous_prime June 23, 2021

poloing

rolling horse polos in a timely manner

“What are you doing?”

“I’m poloing”

by wawena star November 19, 2021

Pooing against the tree

Wasting time and effort over something in a way that makes you look foolish, particularly if your efforts were to improve something or show off to friends/family/colleagues.
It can also mean that you've wasted time trying to improve something, while you're instead making more of a mess than was there beforehand.

"We thought we were being clever by activating this new function in the program, but instead we were just pooing against the tree"

by JohnJohnJurts August 9, 2021