Poof

A vagina fart. Commonly referred to as a queef.

Bro I pulled out and she poofed on me it was awsome.

by Daddywhitebigpoof March 28, 2020

Poof

The replacement for a swear word.

Flip, Fudge, and more. Those are so dated. Why not use poof?? it sounds so much better!!!

I hate my poofing job, Son of a poof, Poof it

by Mango!!!! July 16, 2024

Poof guys

Guys that go "poof" out of nowhere. You meet them and they are amazing or so you think, and you really hit it off. They text you and maybe even call you. Then they just disappear off the face of the planet. Never to talk to you or see you again. No explanation. They are either douchebags, or they didn't get what they wanted, or they used you and are onto the next unsuspecting girl.

That guy never called me back! Everything was going great, then he was gone! he's one of those "poof guys."

by SFisbetterthanchicago August 26, 2013

Poof

To smoke weed

Say bro, lets go poof and listen to some music

by DeDude January 7, 2010

Poof guava

Having gone down on your girl, and she doesn't tell you she is on her period. You have probably consumed copious of alcohol and not realized your face is covered in blood. Its a bonus if you have a flat mate and when you walk out the room (with that cheeky grin that you just got laid) and your flat mate see's you.

(Flat mate) He/she would respond, "Ha ha, you've been poof guava'd".

Looking in the mirror, and seeing the clown makeup of the joker that you didn't see coming -"poof guava".

by #wordplay September 14, 2017

Poof

That gross ass dirt weed that smells like ass. Smoke 100 bowls and you wouldn’t even get buzzed. Usually from the sketchy dealer or weird kid.

Fuck dude this shits some “poof” I’ve smoked 6 bowls I ain’t even high and it taste like shit.

by Tberko05 May 15, 2022

Poof

Used as a disparaging term for an effeminate or homosexual male.

5 Poofs 2 Pianos

by Maaddaann November 15, 2010