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poof-malooph

someone whose hair is excessively poofy. they have no control over it and even hair products can't help them. in no ways is this an ethnic condition. it affects people of every ethnicity. their hair can be straight, wavy, or curly. also applies to facial hair.
If it gets anywhere about 65% humidity, i turn into a poof- malooph because my hair poofs out to the max.

Damn!! check out that poof-malooph!!
by tbone bigbone June 4, 2011
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cracky poofs

super delicious cereal that makes you insane.
So why are you acting so crazy? Did you eat your cracky poofs this morning?
by Gypsychic February 28, 2008
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Poof

1) What a long day, can't wait to get home and take a Poof.
2) Bro cmon, its poof, poof, pass. Stop hogging it.

3) You don't have to do that much, just take a small Poof
by HeadStoner October 21, 2022
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Poof

Like a shart but it comes out of a woman's vag
by Jekskdk August 17, 2017
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poof

1. (adj.) the meaning of poof is poof
2. anything you want it to be depending on context
3. synonym of slay but can be used derogatory
“that’s so poof”
omg poof”
by bertha420 September 9, 2022
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female poof

Foop is Poof backwards
Female poof
Sarah is such a female poof she is Fooper+
by DontLook July 4, 2023
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Poof Stick

bathroom dweller: Can I take a rip from you Poof Stick?
bathroom dweller the second: yeah… it’s unicorn fart flavoured.
by Wood on my Nath till i thaniel December 30, 2023
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