penalty merchant

A penalty merchant is a football player that likes scoring pent and cannot live without them. Most penalty merchant are from portugal e.g penaldo and penanzez.

Three clubs produce a good number of penalty merchant they are Manchester united, Real Madrid and juventus.

1) ooh Joao Felix is on his way to become a penalty merchant
2) Akinsiku,Mota po,Daniel like to miss penalties unlike chinedu and Alabo who loves scoring them

by Alanco December 31, 2020

penalty

That's when you talk shit and get banned from the spot.

When i tried to split with the beer that guy never even told me about the cop, But when i talked shit little did i know he was a drug lord, I go back and about 8 people at the spot were pissed and called penalty.

by White Vato August 2, 2006

Panal

A word used to describe something you don't like. The origins of this word are unknown but the first use of it was by Rory.

Hey Ryan, your hyundai is so panal. Why do you drive it around. Oh yeah, your girlfriend is panal too.

by Tarou July 5, 2004

Penaldo

A fraudulent term created by Pessidogs to devalue the G.O.A.T. Cristiano Ronaldo. Commonly found in twitter replies under football tweets being used by fatherless and jobless Peshit fanboys.
"Penaldo is finished because he doesn't ghost in big games like my idol Pionel Pessi"

A fraudulent term created by Pessidogs to devalue the G.O.A.T. Cristiano Ronaldo. Commonly found in twitter replies under football tweets being used by fatherless and jobless Peshit fanboys.
"Penaldo is finished because he doesn't ghost in big games like my idol Pionel Pessi"

by Lingardinho GOAT February 8, 2022

penal disorder

a disorder with your penis

'Umm... i know you're my girlfriend and everything... but can i tell you a secret?'

'sure honey!'

'I have a penal disorder...'

'JESUS CHRIST I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN!'

by ligadow June 22, 2008

penal mode

A guy who is often observed to be thinking with his dick in any given situation or a guy who switches into a lusty, lewd, crude and foolish person A man in that mode can also be quite rude. They tend to zone onto the female person or persons of interest, to the exclusion of all others.

Dude, you brother could be taking to mom while he's checking out the talent on the street as if he's eternally in some penal mode! Whenever Valencia walks by we all become invisible when he switches into that penal mode shit, acting like some crass fool! Tell him to snap out of it man and give us and her some respect!

by Badwsky February 9, 2010

Penalty Shot

Hockey term used by the boys when theyre out wheeling for the night. Usually occurs when the boys have a reason to grant the first shot at her to someone in particular on the team. ie - birthday, long cold streak, etc. Relates to hockey in that a penalty shot is a free shot at the goalie with no defenders against you or in this case the hottie at the bar.

Player 1 - "Hey boys see that broadski down the bar there?"
Player 2 - "Yeah bro shes a dime. But since its Johnnys birthday well give him a penalty shot."

by JohnnyRockets27 January 28, 2012