Coined in the indie girl band “My Girlfriend Stole My Rosin”’s song “Piloteer”, the singer pines after this perfect girl and wishes to be her piloteer. A piloteer is a person who you look up to for guidance, often in a romantic way.
by indie_ah January 6, 2025
Get the piloteermug. A posh term for a gamer who plays video games that at least roughly fall into the flight simulation category. These games include X-Plane, Il-2 Sturmovik, Rise of Flight, Aces High 2, DCS: A-10C Warthog, Battlefield 4 and War Thunder. Virtual pilots who mostly play war oriented games often join a clan (labeled in the scene as "squad", "jagdgeschwader" etc) and subscribe to some form of fascist or spartan ideology.
by Nimitz November 24, 2013
Get the virtual pilotmug. A highly trained individual that does precise guesswork based on unreliable info given out by individuals with questionable knowledge.
by Tomtheavgeek April 4, 2020
Get the Pilotmug. A person who licks asses to get free stuff related to their hobby, generally licking asses of popular companies that sell things they like. When they get their free things, they act ungrateful and unappreciating.
by TheWinsteadJamesy May 31, 2014
Get the Team Pilotmug. The Crusty Pilot must not be taken lightly. This is when the pilot (usually in his 50’s) gets out of the cockpit mid flight to perform an orgy with everybody on the flight. Not compensating with the pilot’s needs can be dangerous, as his crusty cock can outrun any passenger.
Friend 1: How was your flight?
Friend 2: Holy shit it was amazing, I got hit with the ole Crusty Pilot.
Friend 1: You lucky son of a bitch.
Friend 2: Holy shit it was amazing, I got hit with the ole Crusty Pilot.
Friend 1: You lucky son of a bitch.
by base bonwell May 11, 2018
Get the Crusty Pilotmug. An Ultra Low-Cost airline needs the ability to be extremely flexible in their operation. They are very seasonal and only operate on days where most people travel. One of the biggest ways to maximize profits is to operate with as little staff as possible, especially with the highest paid labor groups. Pilots are one of the highest compensated labor group at an airline. In order to keep the compensation Ultra Low-Cost, pilots need to be spread thin or "short staffed". The company will then utilize the pilots greed against them selves by offering more money per assignment, in the form of paying them between 200%-300% extra pay, to drop everything they're doing and rush into work. This strategy makes up for pilot shortage and allows the ULCC to pay them more when they need them, but less when they don't. Additionally,
This defines the Ulta Low-Cost Pilot. A pilot who is willing to take less base pay, less retirement, and less loss of medical security. Simply to have the "possibility" to earn a higher wage of money even if it's inconsistent month to month.
The opposite; is a non Ultra Low-Cost pilot who is able to generate a steady higher guaranteed income month to month and if desired to work more, when opportunity is available still earn up to 200% pay. Basically Ulta Low-Cost pilots were pilots that said things like: "I love flying so much, I'd do it for free". Or, "I'd fly for Food".
This defines the Ulta Low-Cost Pilot. A pilot who is willing to take less base pay, less retirement, and less loss of medical security. Simply to have the "possibility" to earn a higher wage of money even if it's inconsistent month to month.
The opposite; is a non Ultra Low-Cost pilot who is able to generate a steady higher guaranteed income month to month and if desired to work more, when opportunity is available still earn up to 200% pay. Basically Ulta Low-Cost pilots were pilots that said things like: "I love flying so much, I'd do it for free". Or, "I'd fly for Food".
I thought your husband was going to be here? Me too, but he is a Ultra Low-Cost Pilot. He has to volunteer to pick up last second flights to get paid close to what real pilots make.
by CrazyolMaurice September 25, 2023
Get the Ultra low-cost pilotmug. To be supremely dominated by a member of the opposite sex. It is related to the term pussywhipped, or pussy whipped. However to be piloted is to be further subjugated than to be pussy whipped. It is when someone is completely at the behest of another person, (or persons). They lose completed control of their inhibitions and comply to every whim of the person who is piloting.
Atish was totally piloted by his ex-wife. This has left lasting and permanent damage to his behaviour, making him a little bitch.বেহায়া
by Jeremy_spoke_in June 21, 2020
Get the Pilotedmug.