Basically the Infinity Stones but with phones. When you're using your phone in class and you teacher comes rushing like Thanos to take them away.
My teacher is currently on a quest to find all of the Infinity Phones. With one snap he/she will destroy 1/2 of the happiness in school.
by DonaldJTrumpster June 16, 2018
Get the The Infinity Phonesmug. The Act Secretly Masturbating While Telling People You Need to Charge Your Phone,
This Comes from the uses of the 'Wank Band Product'
This Comes from the uses of the 'Wank Band Product'
by TheBanterLamp August 14, 2016
Get the Chargin The Phonemug. Following closely behind someone while using your phone so you won't run into anything.
See also: People Drafting
See also: People Drafting
"I need to send a text to Jimmy. Mind if I phone draft you for a minute?"
"Walking through San Francisco is annoying. At one point there were three people phone drafting me."
"Walking through San Francisco is annoying. At one point there were three people phone drafting me."
by farktronix June 18, 2008
Get the Phone Draftingmug. Person who talks loudly on phone around a captive audience (i.e. In an elevator, a train, dorm room, or other group setting) and says ignorant, obnoxious, or simply TMI kinds of things.
In a dorm, late at night:
Your room-mate on the phone: "Don't worry dude, you didn't know you had (horrendous STD) before you started dating her, if she breaks up with you over that, she's just not the one."
You text your friend: "My room-mate is a total Phone-douche!"
All the while you cover your ears under your blanket imagining smashing his phone/asking God what you did to deserve this.
Your room-mate on the phone: "Don't worry dude, you didn't know you had (horrendous STD) before you started dating her, if she breaks up with you over that, she's just not the one."
You text your friend: "My room-mate is a total Phone-douche!"
All the while you cover your ears under your blanket imagining smashing his phone/asking God what you did to deserve this.
by sprstix409 January 28, 2012
Get the Phone-douchemug. the act of checking you side and then back pockets in search of your phone usually causing you to accidently perform a portion of the macarena.
by mynamedontmatter October 19, 2009
Get the phone macarenamug. Someone who attends a live music event and insists on filming the performance on their phone instead of enjoying the atmosphere. Exactly what these dipshits do with the footage after the event is unclear but it's likely it just sits on their phone, acting as a reminder of the performance they attended in person but largely watched via a 5 inch screen. The Phone Wanker is further characterised by the person filming the event with their phone in a vertical/portrait orientation, thus rendering the footage unusable for any purpose other than viewing it on their phone. Sadly all attempts to capture the event for prosperity (or perhaps bragging rights) are rendered useless anyway since the diminutive microphone on the phone is inadequate when faced with the venues high powered speaker stack.
I went to see Rag n Bone man in concert last week. Amazing gig but I was surrounded by Phone Wankers who insisted on filming it!
by JayWon April 21, 2017
Get the Phone Wankermug. A person who insists on talking or texting but doesn't provide any meat to the conversation, thus wasting your time.
John: "I'm so fed up with Teresa; she's a total phone vegan."
Conversation of a phone vegan:
Teresa: Hi.
John: Hey, what's up? How have you been?
Teresa: Nuthin. Good.
John: ... That's good. What did you want to talk about?
Teresa: Idk.
Conversation of a phone vegan:
Teresa: Hi.
John: Hey, what's up? How have you been?
Teresa: Nuthin. Good.
John: ... That's good. What did you want to talk about?
Teresa: Idk.
by Captain Battletoads, Ph.D. December 13, 2012
Get the phone veganmug.