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Pervertable

An average, everyday household item that can be converted into a sex toy. Commonly used amongst the kink/BDSM community.
I've been using my wooden spatula as a pervertable to spank my sub.

This cucumber is just the right size to be an insertable pervertable!
by waterdude125 September 28, 2021
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Pervert’s Apron

Also known as the soul patch, mouche, or jazz dab, the Pervert’s Apron is a small strip of hair underneath the lip on an otherwise clean shaven face. A moustache is however permitted, which the completes the Pervert’s Apron and Pervert’s Umbrella Combo.
I have gone down a strange internet hole looking at celebrity Pervert’s Aprons.
by banyeezy May 24, 2022
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Pervert

Platypus
Eating
Really
Varied
Eclairs
Right
There
I like dogs, cats, and perverts.
by (-AstroBad-) November 16, 2018
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