persian lipstick

When ur girl goes to the dentist & gets novacaine & comes home numb. U then proceed to put ur dick in her numb mouth. She's slobbers all over it.

I came home from the dentist & Mark put on my Persian lipstick

by Reintardski June 1, 2018

Persian pony

Sexual act in which one of the participants snots on their member and inserts it inside their partner.

How was last night? It was great, me and Beth did the Persian pony and it was something else!

by PersianPony December 2, 2024

A Good Persian

A term used by Persian baddies when they wanna trick a man into dating them, usually making them think that they said "good person"

Then after the first date, she plays you and dates other guys whom she said that she was a "good Persian" to.

btw I'm half Persian so I can confirm this.

"Baby, I'm a good Persian!"
"Okay good!"
*After the first date*
"LOL cya later ya obtuse dick!"

by stupid penis guy June 8, 2025

Persian Kittens

Persian kittens means to be a complete cunt to everyone she meets, she is an ark insider and steals people’s tames and items

Yes, it was Persian kittens that stole ur stuff

by ExoticAlphaZz November 17, 2019

Filthy Persian

A sexual act simular to the mushroom stamp, but instead of the penis smack to the forehead, it is smacked on a person's belly button or naval

I gave a girlfriend a filthy Persian after she had gotten her belly button pierced.

by DKRemedy February 6, 2021

Persian Cucumber

A beautiful Middle Eastern vegan transvestite's surprise penis.

Bro, I was doing a tour in Iran with the Marines, I picked up this chick at the bar and she gave the a Persian Cucumber.

by Jray82 July 20, 2025

Persian Lardass

This creature lives in the depths of the United States of America. It rarely comes out of hiding when it is full, but if it has an appetite, and you live within a 20 mile radius of a Cava, Chipotle, McDonalds, Five Guys, &Pizza, Buffalo Wild Wings, Wendy’s, California Pizza Kitchen, Dominos, Wawa, Taco Bell, Mission BBQ, or especially New Jersey Michael’s, you better run for your life. This creature sucks in every CRUMBBB of food in his vicinity with one mighty bite. Some say when this creature returns from his trip down south, he will be big enough and hungry enough to devour the world in one bite. It often keeps 4 fingers pointed upwards for all to see, signaling how many times he has eaten at the restaurant chain of Chipotle that day. Beware of the Persian Lardass.

AHHHH GRANDMAAA, LOOK OUT, HERE COMES THE PERSIAN LARDASS!!!!!

by King of Valids June 14, 2022