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Peri

1)A prefix added to the start of a word. Indicates that "around" or "about" modifies meaning of the word. Created to expand meanings. Can be used with many words to form new words.

2)A loud vindictive Jewish Girl with a huge fro.
1) "External attackers must be clever to infiltrate your perimeter defenses."

2) That Peri bitch sure as fuck reminds me of Side Show Bob.
by anony mouse December 28, 2005
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Peri

Occurs when watching pornography with a group of mates, and one of your mates gets an erection which penetrates his boxer shorts and comes up like a periscope above water.
Guy 1: 'Hey put that Peri away, we don't want to see that'
Guy 2 (with Peri): 'Sorry guys'
by Kris Peterman January 13, 2006
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penile punishment

a bizarre punishment given to a girl or woman in which she has to agree to be fucked; penile penetration as a punishment meted out to a girl or woman.
The girl committed a minor mistake but staggeringly got penile punishment.
by uttam maharjan August 31, 2010
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penile contraption

a penis to be exact.
a man can piss out of it.
when a man ejaculates he can eject semen like substances out of it.
it is soft but may get hard if aroused.
mostly aroused by another man doing things sexually to himself or another man.
that 30 year old man just showed me his disgusting half black penile contraption.
by dilbaid5 April 25, 2009
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penilis

slang for very long penis
my fanny hurts; he must have had a penilis
by speracatt April 12, 2011
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Penile Mushroom

Mushroom givin to one's face, made by a male, slapping his penis on someone else's body, and leaving a mark in the shape of a mushroom.
Mother: Ashley L. A.!! What is that on your face!?
Ashley: John gave me a Penile Mushroom, Mom. I was going to sleep with him, but he slapped me with his dick, so I don't want to anymore.

Mother: Well now at least you might not be as much of a whore.

Ashley: Mom!!! >:(
by GanGanGirl April 11, 2014
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Penile Retardation

A penis that became deformed after undergoing extensive rubbing and or punching/ biting; A stabbed cock; "You you know cock torture? It's the repercussions of that."
Yo dude, don't stick that #2 in your dick bro, I did that. Now i suffer from PENILE RETARDATION. You may not notice the effects at first but i assure you they are insidious.
by psylence July 11, 2015
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