Missionary Pat

A guy who is too scared to do back shots. Commonly found saying zoot and dude no way.

Damn Missionary Pat is being a bitch

by TMontana January 30, 2021

pats thumb

A crazy old asshole that makes shit up

Pats thumb smells

by Jmg13 September 14, 2017

little pat

Also known as LP. An enormous gash; a gaping and disgustingly large gash. Most often paired with enlarged, swollen and hairy areolas

Little pat is a gash.

by Damilkissour July 30, 2017

booty pat

It's when you smack someone's booty lovingly

Come here lemme booty pat you!

by Jdog2213 March 10, 2016

vagina pat

Wham a friend shows you there affection, in a non-sexual way through slight a tap on the vagina

Thanks for being a great friend, here's a vagina pat

by #realshit November 28, 2015

Pat Val

abbreviation of the name 'Patisserie Valerie'; a chain of cafés that operates in the UK.

We went to Pat Val for afternoon tea.

by Urban Lexicography December 21, 2020

Power of the Pat

The unexplainable phenomenon of which all women are relentlessly attracted to one man. Particularly of the Kauffman household ,a.k.a Uncle Swag, a.k.a grammar police, to which the power originated

That women would not leave me alone because the Power of the Pat courses through my veins

by Oldbay snorter September 7, 2023