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Person A "Hey isn't that guy Patrick?"
Person B "Yes. Very gay for Millhouse"
Patrick by KKIIKK April 29, 2020
Patrick is a piece of shit that will never get far in life. He has no control over his Money, Life and Future. That's why he will never get far in life. If you're his GF you should better leave him before he gets you into dept too. He can be agressive and scream and not see an issue with that. He's fat and medium good Looking with the time though he gets uglier and loose the top of his hair just like his Father that didnt get anywhere in life either. You should never trust him because all he does is lie to your face and hide things from you. He's not smart either and either dropped out of college or didn't even think of furthering his education.
Me: Are you Dating a Patrick?
Her: Yes but the Relationship is horrible.
Me: Oh no, You better end it.
Patrick is the most godly person you will ever meet in your life like actually he is SO sexy and amazing if you ever meet a Patrick make sure to give him all your possessions and make him your new god
(this is a robbery but its ok cause his name is patrick
Patrick by SOFTHAMSTER July 16, 2020
Also named patrick. Sucks at valorant. Is not an awpper. He should probably uninstall the game entirely.Simps for innocent women that are not attracted to him. Will tell shitty jokes and sarcastically laugh at them. Usually will be a disappointment of A human being. Probably has his name as VanillaCqke as discord username
Patrick sucks at valorant
Patrick by Chonky woman July 21, 2020
A Tan guy with a Big Ole Dick
Damn, Patrick has got a big ole dick
Patrick by Yung_mc_hammer June 1, 2020
Patrick is one of the meanest people you will ever meet. He probably farts alot when he is having DIAHOREEAAAAA
Tom: I wanna meet a dumb person
Patrick: why hello their
Patrick by A shreksy person June 2, 2020