Palmdale

A small California down in the middle of nowhere, populated mainly by white people. Best known for producing the great rapper Afroman.

Well it was just sundown in a small white town, they call it east side Palmdale. When the Afroman walked through the white land, houses went up for sale!

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 25, 2003

Rafael Palmeiro

a major league baseball player who will likely end up in the hall of fame and despite hitting 500+ home runs, can't get it up without the aid of the old purple pill

"So, did you bang Sally last night or what?"
"Almost, but I pulled a Rafael Palmeiro."
"That sucks man. Here, try this Viagra."

The season after Viagra went off the market, Rafael Palmeiro drove in 125 runs, but he never scored.

by Nick D September 23, 2003

Carson Palmer

An NFL quarterback who plays for the Cincinnati Bengals and has potential to be one of the greatest, if not the greatest, in history. His ACL and MCL were torn on his first ever pass attempt in the playoffs. He will be back sometime in 2006 to kick the Steelers' asses.

{empty set} > Carson Palmer > Peyton Manning > Tom Brady > Michael Vick

by Weezer Ohio April 26, 2006

palmer

Another term for a 'hand job'.

So I was getting a palmer the other night from this chick I know, and her dad walked in...

by Josh Fuller October 10, 2006

Palmyra

a town in southeastern wisconsin that has cops so stupid that when hats containing the towns nickname P-Town and the area code which is 262 the cops think they got a new gang to deal with also home to the nutorius BOB or Bob on Brandy one of the nicest funniest town drunks there are

lets go down to palmyra to hang with BOB

by paltuckygril24 March 10, 2011

palm coast shuffle

First, poop on every piece of furniture you own.
Second, let it marinate for 3-4 weeks.
When fully basted, switch around all the furniture, turn the lights off, turn them back on, and then buy new furniture.

City Furniture is having a big sale, I need new furniture because Tommy did the palm coast shuffle at my house.

by snoopdoggg August 26, 2007

Palmieri

Palmieri is the family that perfected the art of BALLIN! To be known as a Palmieri, you can simpy be known as the shit, and the urine. Simply, They Are Dat Nigga!

Damn, you Palmieri like a muthaphukka, countin all dem stacks and whatnot.

by Dat Nigga IV XX March 16, 2009