10-foot pole

A non-descript 10-foot pole used to touching things you would not want to touch with your hands (for example, poking a very decayed corpser)

Some things you would refrain from touching even when using a 10-foot pole. In that case, a 20-foot pole is required.

It is also, in some cases, used to describe a very large phallus.

I won't touch that rotting corpser! I'll use my 10-foot pole for it.

I wouldn't touch that dirty skank with a 10-foot pole!

His penis was unequaled in its size, and was reminiscent of a 10-foot pole.

by Vee Are Are Schee January 13, 2004

ski poles

A nickname given to any girl who has been known to simultaneously jerk off two guys sitting either side of her.

I hope ski poles is coming on our next excursion, Jack.
She sure made the bus trip a highlight last time.

by tweeter27 August 31, 2008

Pole monkey

One who loves the cock

Brinsley Cross is a pole monkey

by Aurelius March 31, 2005

Frosty pole

When a girl is giveing you a blowjob with a peppermint mint in her mouth and it leaves a cool sensation in the penis.

Wow, this is the greatest frosty pole ever.

by LuckyLux March 14, 2006

Torquing Pole

To twist a cock.

Justin gets paid for torquing pole.

by scrivenrules October 11, 2010

Split the pole

When you walking in a groug and one half goes to the left and one goes to the right of the pole. Conisderd bad luck.

Hey man Johnny said dont split the pole.

by Jesse v December 21, 2007

Pole Axed

Pole Axed

The pole axe was a weapon used in medeival England. It was literally an axe atop a long pole. Originally the term meant to be killed with such a weapon; it later came to mean being violently killed with any such weapon or instrument.

When the running back was hit by the middle linebacker, he went down like he'd been pole axed.

by Dasher8400 March 7, 2007