poofing

like boofing but through your pisshole, or urethra as a lame science guy would say

im out here poofing jenkem rn

call 911

by Mogieymouse August 1, 2024

Poof Ting

When one thinks they are a "Big Ting" but are actually just a "Poof Ting".

Oi mate, stop thinking your a fucking Big Ting. Your just a Poof Ting.

by MRTUN1C November 17, 2025

Poof

To throw or kick any ball/ or object over a fence or obstacle.

I poofed the ball over the fence

by Xeamichael June 5, 2020

Poofed

Poofed: When you have had too much of something, you couldn't possibly have any more.

Synonyms: starffed, shanked, full.
Antonyms: starvin, hungy

Richo, "mate i'm poofed, I couldn't possibly take another bite."

Me, "what'd you call me mate?"

by carelisaslopee! August 6, 2017

Poof

Basically when you fart so fucking hard that you shit out your intestines.

Brian and Ryan are sitting in silence until Brian poof's

Ryan: "Brian did you just poof"

Brian: *is laying dead on the floor with his instestines hanging out*

by Mr gay man April 29, 2020

Poof guava

Having gone down on your girl, and she doesn't tell you she is on her period. You have probably consumed copious of alcohol and not realized your face is covered in blood. Its a bonus if you have a flat mate and when you walk out the room (with that cheeky grin that you just got laid) and your flat mate see's you.

(Flat mate) He/she would respond, "Ha ha, you've been poof guava'd".

Looking in the mirror, and seeing the clown makeup of the joker that you didn't see coming -"poof guava".

by #wordplay September 14, 2017

Poof

The name of the greatest lawyer in the Chicago land area. When he is not in court you are able to find him at Toms place the local bar, on the golf course with the men, or out with Tobin his old college roommate. The legend got his nickname because of his famous hair style that one can not describe.

Did you see poof today? Yeah he was out getting hammered with Tobin on the golf course.

by Poofjr. March 17, 2017