mosquito plant

what you tell your kids if they find your weed(marijuana)in the back yard

dad whats that?? why son it is just a mosquito plant

by Jake Judkins May 25, 2007

Potted Plant Syndrome (PPS)

1. A disease possessed by an individual who joins a group, but does not participate in group discussions; one who does nothing but take up space...like a potted plant.

2. When one contributes nothing to a conversation.

3. One who appears to be an extrovert but appears very introverted when in the presence by others.

1. Every Tuesday and Thursday, Anthony, Anna, Jay-Me and Cody sit at a table and talk.

-Anna, Jay-Me and Cody are carrying on a great, exciting conversation while Anthony does nothing but look on and listen.
-Anthony doesn't do this intentionally, but he is suffering from Potted Plant Syndrome (PPS).
-*He does nothing but take up space.*

2. Janelle: Every time we all get together, Tara never says anything. She just stares.
Sean: I like Tara...but homegirl has PPS.

by Aiden Burrows February 10, 2013

plant daddy

Plant daddy: when you buy the good stuff for your plants while they stay in school and only you get to see them use it.

Plant:Yeah my plant daddy buys the good stuff and I use his fertilizer.
Or I want to find a plant daddy

by Oliver1216 October 17, 2017

plantation

A fancy way of saying gated community. Most commonly used on Hilton Head Island. Not to be confused with the farms that slaves worked on.

I live in Hilton Head Plantation

by .... March 29, 2005

Industry plant

When someone isn’t that talented but gets famous from their labels and the music industry

Example: bts is a industry plant.

Kpop bands are industry plants

by writeyodamnmusic June 27, 2022

plantar fashionitis

plantar fashionitis - the shoes you are forced to wear (or can no longer wear) due to a diagnosis of plantar fasciitis, a painful inflammation on the sole of your feet.

"Dude - what's up with the Jesus sandals?"

"Man, this plantar fashionitis ain't no joke, these are the only shoes I can comfortably wear!

by chickdamebroad April 28, 2011

The Magical Plant

Noun, Mary Jane, Weed, Marijauna, Pot, whatever you want to call it.
Weed makes you feel good and usually takes all the pain away, thus making a it the magical plant, it isn't like tobacco, because it's not addictive. It brings friends around to smoke together, and even occasionally pets.
Do you know any other plant that can do that?
That's why weed is the magical plant

Friend 1 "Yo man I broke my leg a week ago, I blew down some bud and i couldn't even feel it!"
Friend 2 " Really?!?"
Friend 1 " Fuck Yeah man weed? its the magical plant!"

by alexanderd00d March 11, 2009