playing the trambone

a handjob and a blow job at the same time

hey bitch, get yo punk ass back here and play my trombone! i dont got time 4 both!

by fucksoid February 17, 2005

playing the slots

"playing the slots" is simply a term used to describe two women having lots of oral sex.

it can be used in a variety of ways. a woman that is in a lesbian relationship (especially a new one) and suddenly has no time for her friends, could be described as "playing the slots", especially if she herself has never been in a lesbian relationship, hence the operative word "playing". another time when this term can be used is when a lesbian is hooking up with many different women, thus playing the slots. "playing the slots" is also something that straight or bisexual friends do when they get bored. when one asks the other if they want to "play the slots", it is generally out of boredom.

by gidget gangrene November 28, 2010

playing poker

Euphamism for a circle jerk used as a cover by geeks who are bored with jacking off alone and start jacking each other off.

Chad: Whatcha up to tonight?
Peter: Just hangin with the boys and playing poker.

by Jackson 5 September 1, 2006

playing around

Toying with a girl but not actually having feelings for her

I'm just playing around with her just trying to get some.

by Life love September 15, 2015

playing her hot and cold

Technique where you break up the night in two stage first all over her with compliments and touching then a transition to ignoring her and talking to other girls. By the end of the night she will be begging for it.

Dude, I was playing her hot and cold last night by the end of the night she was begging for the dick.

by The Man1 March 3, 2008

Playing Possum

When your traveling with a group of guys, all sharing a room. Only a couple of the guys are able to bring home some drunken hotties. When they get back to the room, the rest of the guys "play possum" and pretend to be asleep. When the girls are naked and getting in to it, the possum's come to life!!

"Six of us were down in Miami and Bob and Jim brought home these drunk girls. We were playing possum for about 20 minutes, but the possums woke up and got in on the action"

by Jason Bates February 6, 2009

playing with sharks

used to describe a person who is crazy to the point of putting themselves in obvious harm's way for no reason. See also fucking with cobras

The cops were just about to let Ryan off with a warning before he made that crack about smelling bacon. That boy's playing with sharks.

by Michael T. Biffins October 24, 2006