potted plant and janitor

the last 2 people working on steam game tf2 / team fortress 2

Did you hear of the new tf2 update? Yeah the potted plant and janitor must have updated the localization files for the 11 morbillionth time

by yeehwa October 2, 2022

Face plant

Is when a female sits down on a guys face and has not shaved therefore her hairy vagina has a bush and curlies end up inside the guys mouth.

Sally came over last night and she face planted me!

by DabombBiaaaach February 12, 2023

Potted plant

When you take a shit and it weighs more than a potted plant

Mary: I took a shit
Zack: so did I
Harry: I took a shit in a potted plant

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 4, 2023

green plant

Weed

Hey do you have Green plant with you?

by Houyttb September 3, 2023

the happy plant

weed

"Let's go get some of the happy plant"

by lolsies June 7, 2009

akron rubber plant

A sexual act in which one pours melted rubber into their partners anal cavity then once it hardens they pull it out and “plant” it up their own ass while receiving oral.

My ass is real sore, Dave made me do an Akron Rubber Plant last night.

by Dick Fister December 1, 2017

Ur aunt a gass plant

Well you could say that your mom gay, your dad lesbian , your granny tranny and your grandpap a trap is bad, like really bad, but then you haven't heared of this yet! this will completely destroy your hopes and dreams! no u ain't even possible on this one.

Her: Your grandpap a trap
Me: Ur aunt a gass plant
Her *evaporates and gets swollen by a demon*

by LPTC1066 March 14, 2018