pipe-on

An erection of the penis; hard-on, boner, bone-on, wood.

Roxanne: That guy in this fuck flick is gonna cum any minute!
Lucy: How do you know?
Roxanne! Look how red his pipe-on is!

by pentozali November 27, 2009

pipe wipe

Wiping your anus with toilet paper when you use the bathroom.

A pipe wipe and I'm out.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Pipe him

Dunk on a person so hard you put you nuts on em.

Yo, why did he just try to pipe him? He know can't dunk on ya boi!!!

dunk, slam, stuff it, posterize, embarrass a player, shine on em

by Hell owe May 30, 2016

pipe dream

A fantasy someone has while under the influence of marijuana. Somewhere between a day dream and a regular dream.

When I was packin' the bowl, I had a pipe dream that I was on the beach in Jamaica!

by hbi September 19, 2004

Pipe Dreams

The belief in God, heaven, jesus, salvation etc

that weirdo over there is chasing pipe dreams that he will go to heaven.

by Satan101 September 22, 2009

Pipe Organ

The act of, and the apparatus used in the act of inserting a silly straw into one's penis to be used as a vehicle for one's semen to make its way to a victim's face. The victim needs not give consent or even know that the act is taking place until it in fact has. The more complicated the silly straw, the better.

Joe gave Charlie a pipe organ with such a percussive blast that he temporarily lost all vision and the use of the left side of his body.

by J-Dizzy December 5, 2004

Pipe dream

A dream that usually occurs during a short nap that leaves its victim with a large and often untimely errection.

That pipe dream came at the wrong time, now i have to hide my wood for an hour.

by Boarman August 14, 2009