Pleasant Garden

Small southern town outside of the larger Greensboro, N.C. Home to small people with big hearts. Also known has "Pleasantinias Gardinias" which means "home of happy Pilgrims." This small time town in North Carolina is known for its slow way of life, so slow that there is only one stop light in the entire town. A place where 100% teenagers go to high school then 2% go to college and the other 98% stay around and hit on small teenage girls that are naive and gullible. The other 2% return from college and see their classmates performing tedious work that could be completed by primates while covered poo. Also it is politicians dream or nightmare depending on how one wants to view small town politics that believe they are the most important in the world. There are also lots of native squirrels which roam the streets at night in ravenous packs and have been known to eat small children and domesticated animals. Share cropping still exists in this medieval village where presidents of the lions club still implement Prima Nocta.

Pleasant Garden

by Edmond Appel Dantes November 22, 2009

Mount Pleasant, Pennsylvania

Smallest town you'll ever drive straight through and never notice. Lots of old people and most of the younger people are all assholes and sluts and stoners :) Also has a weird Doughboy in the middle of town that out of towners drive around wrong pissing off the locals.

Holy shit, did we just drive through Mount Pleasant AGAIN??!! Are we going to MP tonight?? Did you mean Mount Pleasant, Pennsylvania?

by stonergirl420 May 3, 2011

Wank Pheasant

The worst of the fucking worst. Your average dickhead is just a wanker, but when you pull out "Wank Pheasant", it's pretty much the worst thing you can say to a man, the male equivalent of calling a woman a cunt, basically. A man who should have his oxygen privileges revoked.

Donald Trump is an asshole, but Mike Pence is a true Wank Pheasant.

by AC Sativa December 3, 2016

Pleasant Grove Utah

Pleasant Grove Utah is located right smack in the middle of happy valley. Almost anyone you meet has a hook up from anything from weed to x to home brewed booz. PG is also known for mad parties, and some of the craziest partiers in all of utah. There are two main groups rolling in PG, The REGS and the Grove Street Thugs, easy to pick these two out at a party cause they all rep PG 24/7. Both groups are chill with each other and always got each others back. Both are known for starting large brawls at parties and destroying peoples yards in an activity known as mobbing. But all you have to do to stop them from beating the shit out of you is flash the PG sign with your hands by forming a p with your right hand and a g with you left and putting your right hand on top of your left so you form something like: P

G
You can see PG from far away due to the large white G thats painted on the mountain side right east of PG. PG is also home to one of the best football teams in the state(mainly due to large participation from both the REGS and the Grove Street Thugs)

Those PG kids were so sick, the way they came in a just controled that party

Bro Im telling you its not a party if no one shows up from PG

Bro those PG kids just showed up and dropped like 20 AF kids and there were only like 5 of them

I love livin in Pleasant Grove Utah, all I ever do is get crunk and party

by PGforlife April 9, 2011

Pleasant Valley, CA

A rural community in central California. The number 1 industry is raising pheasants for gourmet restaurants, the Department of Conservation, and bird collectors.

The Pleasant Valley, CA High School football team is called the Pheasant Pluckers. The cheerleaders' favorite cheer is...(sung very loud and fast)
"I'm a Pleasant Valley Pheasant Plucker, Pleasant Valley Pheasant Plucker, Pleasant Valley Pheasant Plucker...
(3 times in a row)

by Football Coach May 30, 2006

croch pheasant

insult, to make offense; someone or something that dwells in a crotch inside a nest of pubic hair like a pheasant.

mike: u are a bitch!
julie: fuck u!!
mike: no thanx crotch pheasant!
peter: dam i cant get rid of this crotch pheasant!

by samuel adams February 4, 2005

swamp pheasant

An extremely ugly female. Not even after 40+ beers at the pub would you consider taking this thing home. If ofcourse your standards do drop for a night. And you woke up with her asleep next to you, with her head on your arm. I recommend chewing your arm off, so you can make a quick escape without waking her up !

" Hey man ! check out the swamp pheasant that's talkin to Dave "

by johnny_the_boy August 21, 2005