Peacock up

a situation in which men feel the need to prove their masculinity and compare dick size, due to egos being challenged.

"Quasimodo asked me like 20 questions about an intubated PT we just brought him I think that bitch is trying to peacock up."

by Asianprincesshriz March 30, 2017

Pædophile

Someone who likes kids in a sexual way

Adi: Sorry Mr. File but we’re gonna have to refuse you this job.
Peter: But I’m great with kids, especially in bed.
Adi: Exactly!
Cringey guy: Hah! Peter File, more like Pædophile!

by Ghenggy da Munky October 6, 2018

Paedo-Prophet

A grown man who claims to have the revelation of God and in whom is the revelation of what it means to be truly human.... And who marries his 6 year old niece, wages countless wars, advocates capital punishment and generally makes a nuisance of himself by leading a hopelessly inept and illiterate rabble to basically destroy themselves and their rat infested hovels.

"Hey Mo', you don't really believe in that Paedo-Prophet do you? That be like believing Charles Manson is Santa

by winkelTossa September 8, 2019

Peacocking

When a man is establishing dominance

Hermes is dominating the defensive glass right now
Yeah man, he’s peacocking

by Joslin st February 19, 2021

peabodussy

Mr. Peabody's pussy from the hit 2014 film "Mr. Peabody & Sherman".

That peabodussy stinks like hell.

by wsock32 March 16, 2022

Shampoo Paedo

a sexual predator who preys on young children in the bath or shower

A young boy was attacked by a shampoo paedo when in his bathtub last weekend

by MrGinge10 September 19, 2010

dead peacock

1. a. Aperson who untruthfully promises others great fortune in the hopes of benefiting himself.

b. A liar

c. A con man

2. A lie told within the context of a promise to others.

3. Satire

That damn dead peacock told us if we worked hard we would all get raises but gave himself a huge bonus instead!

by bchristopher December 28, 2010