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Pattractive

Someone who is pattractive potentially has potential to be attractive.
John potentially has potential to be attractive.

John is a very pattractive person!
by vballcheergirl January 9, 2012
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The Almighty Mexican Patty Slap

The most powerful attack that can be dished out on a human. This is done by getting one boca burger patty, slathering it in honey mustard, and smacking some one with it across the face. this does considerable damage to the mental state of the person being slapped
Guy 1:"did you hear about fred? he got the almighty mexican patty slap!"
Guy 2"Oh snap are you serious? is he still breathing on his own?"
by Josh Pimpington December 15, 2007
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Rob Pattinson

An is an English actor, model and musician.

He's actually a really good actor, who has been in some decent to pretty good films.

However, he is best known for staring in Twilight.

Despite getting more money than god for playing this role, he understandably hates playing it, and probably cries himself to sleep at night wondering why the hell he signed that fucking contract, all while cuddling with a big pile of cash.
Actual comment said by Rob Pattinson during an interview:

"When I read it I was convinced Stephenie was convinced she was Bella and it was like it was a book that wasn't supposed to be published. It was like reading her sexual fantasy, especially when she said it was based on a dream and it was like, 'Oh I've had this dream about this really sexy guy,' and she just writes this book about it. Like some things about Edward are so specific, I was just convinced, like, 'This woman is mad. She's completely mad and she's in love with her own fictional creation.' And sometimes you would feel uncomfortable reading this thing."
by kidwithstingray February 14, 2010
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Patti LaBelle

One of the greatest R&B singers of all time. Known mostly for her crazy hair styles back in the 80's. And her girl group in the 1970's named LaBelle.
Patti LaBelle sings the hell out of Lady Marmalade, If Only You Knew, and Over the Rainbow. That is one bad b*$ch.
by Leeland January 13, 2006
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Patty Cake

1. An ultimate test of pure determination and skill, where one brave athletic legend along with another brave athletic legend clap their hands together with a thunderous noise that echoes in the heavens. Patty Cake was made purely to seek out the true god. When the game begins, all hell breaks loose, and the two fearless competitors slam the palm of their hands together, creating a ear pounding sonic boom that will ultimately destroy the Universe and all who inhabit it!

2. A simple game where two children clap there hands together and at the same time say Patty Cake.
"OH MY GOD!!! TWO PEOPLE ARE BATTLING EACHOTHER IN AN EPIC WAR OF PATTY CAKE! ALERT THE MEDIA!!!"

"Awww, look at our children having fun playing patty cake, aren't they just adorable?"
by BoredDude2 April 24, 2010
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Mike Patton

The most talented and versatile vocalist and musician in modern alternative music. Has recorded on no fewer than 60 albums, either as a solo artist, guest contributor, or as lead vocalist... these include Mr Bungle, Faith No More, Tomahawk, Fantomas, Lovage, Peeping Tom, Weird Little Boy, Romances, Moonchild, Dillinger Escape Plan, John Zorn, The Melvins, Sepultura, Kid 606, Hemophiliac, Dub Trio, and many more.

His newest projects are Crudo (with Dan The Automator) and Mondo Cane (an Italian orchestral piece.)

Throw into the mix his involvement in films (both starring and writing/recording soundtracks,) and voiceovers in video games... you have a pretty busy man.
"Sorry, you don't know who Mike Patton is? It would appear you are a retard."
by hardcore_icon July 3, 2008
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fatti patti

a constantly snacking, morbidaly obese, blood sucking, fishy smelling secret C.I.A. observer who uses mind control over students with the "sign in sheet", while at the same time being the Nazi leader of the ginger rebellion with no other use in life than to deplete the happiness of those surrounding this being and to waste the oxygen which could efficiently be used by other, more compelling members of society with meaningful jobs.
when a fat german Nazi ginger reproduces with an ignorant meaningless being to create an utterly low member of society, also known as "fatti patti"
by anti-Pattsie May 27, 2009
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