bong mustache

The brown resin mustache you get around your mouth from smoking out of a dirty bong.

When I get famous like Marylyn Monroe and they ask me what I wear to bed I'm going to say, my bong mustache.

by Evolving door November 25, 2013

bong claw

Bong claw: when you get too hectic and rip too many bongs, rendering your bong hand useless for all other tasks besides ripping bongs. the hand is left stuck in a claw like state sometimes permanently. other symptoms of the bong claw may include but not limited too: 1.sufferer may make a bong gurgling noise for the duration of completing a task, when task is completed the sufferer will involuntarily take a deep breath in as if sinking a fucking mad cone.
2. sufferers will without realising ask everyone they make eye contact with if they can sell them a bag or pack them a cone.
3. eyes appear as red as Satan's cock and near closed.

fuck man I was so baked last night i hope this fucking bong claw goes away, oi can you pack us a cone cunt?

by Shickluna June 23, 2014

johny bong

Weeds Smoking method, stuffing A pre-rolled joint in bongs bowl.

Im so high, I smoked johny bong!

by Pineapple White July 28, 2016

Carat bong

Carat bong is the light stick of the famous Korean group Seventeen!! Known as the prettiest and most shinny light stick everr

- : what's your favorite kpop light stick?

- : hey,what kind of question is this?? OF COURSE SEVENTEEN'SS CARAT BONG

Carat bong is a light stick by seventeen

by Wonuwuwu January 19, 2022

Blue Bonged

When you had plans to smoke weed with a friend, but they cancelled on you last minute.

Person 1: Yeah man I was supposed to get high with Josh, but he quit on me.
Person 2: Man you got Blue Bonged!

by seansucksatguitar June 7, 2018

Bong Rage

Bong rage refers to the frustration/annoyance, which often leads to yelling and becoming unreasonable, that a human adult will suffer when they have not consumed the daily recommended bong intake for the day.

Raeleene: I'm sick of this shit! Everything's fucking filthy and I can smell something that stinks!
Alfred: dude chill, you just have bong rage.

Raeleene: lol, tru

by Glusniffa April 26, 2016

bong talk

The act of rambling on and on semi coherently about things that make no sense, because your high.

"......and then it EXPLODED! We should go get 4 pizza's man."

-friend "Nah that's just bong talk."

by acidbrn October 25, 2015