bong claw

Bong claw: when you get too hectic and rip too many bongs, rendering your bong hand useless for all other tasks besides ripping bongs. the hand is left stuck in a claw like state sometimes permanently. other symptoms of the bong claw may include but not limited too: 1.sufferer may make a bong gurgling noise for the duration of completing a task, when task is completed the sufferer will involuntarily take a deep breath in as if sinking a fucking mad cone.
2. sufferers will without realising ask everyone they make eye contact with if they can sell them a bag or pack them a cone.
3. eyes appear as red as Satan's cock and near closed.

fuck man I was so baked last night i hope this fucking bong claw goes away, oi can you pack us a cone cunt?

by Shickluna June 23, 2014

Dropped The Bong

Similar to dropped the ball. Dropping the bong occurs when you fail to do something you were in charge of doing because you were high.

Did you turn in the rent check today?' "Oops, I dropped the bong on that one!

by Stoner's Wife September 25, 2010

bong mustache

The brown resin mustache you get around your mouth from smoking out of a dirty bong.

When I get famous like Marylyn Monroe and they ask me what I wear to bed I'm going to say, my bong mustache.

by Evolving door November 25, 2013

bong talk

The act of rambling on and on semi coherently about things that make no sense, because your high.

"......and then it EXPLODED! We should go get 4 pizza's man."

-friend "Nah that's just bong talk."

by acidbrn October 25, 2015

Kitty bong

A form of special meditation.

You roll up weed and put it into your whispering eye. You then light it and let it simmer. It lets you understand your inner self.

"You need to find your inner self, go kitty bong," said Clarice.

by Babylipslover May 1, 2014

Carat bong

Carat bong is the light stick of the famous Korean group Seventeen!! Known as the prettiest and most shinny light stick everr

- : what's your favorite kpop light stick?

- : hey,what kind of question is this?? OF COURSE SEVENTEEN'SS CARAT BONG

Carat bong is a light stick by seventeen

by Wonuwuwu January 19, 2022

Shong-Bong

A morph of the words Shong a long and Bong which mean Penis and Drug container but mainly points at marijuana or drugs in general. Shong-Bong means Dick Drug which is Viagra.

John: Helen did you see my Shong-Bong?
Helen: I threw it out
John: Damnit Helen

by hagrido March 9, 2018