pole glazer

stripper

Mary got a new job, she is now a pole glazer over at the Landing Strip.

by Johnny Law, Esq. May 11, 2009

Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.

"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."

by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016

bieber pole

The marquee of a recently retired barber wherein a new female stylist has taken up work. Only having been trained in certain areas of the craft, all men young and old walk out of the establishment resembling Justin Bieber.

Willy: "Hey Jack! I noticed your new hairstyle, where'd you get that fresh mop?"
Jack: "Just look for that bieber pole at 5th and Main, Willy."

by userabuser August 15, 2012

George Pole

The tight end for the San Francisco 49ers often to be confused as “George Kittle”…. Once he gets into “The zone” he is widely regarded by those around him as George Pole due to his Humongous genitalia that reveals itself on the bulge of his football pants which is also known as his “Pole”

Oh wow, did you see George Pole put up 23 fantasy points against the Washington football team! Thank god I started him this week

by Girthquake123 November 23, 2021

Pole knocker

A man that likes to smack large penises across his face for sexual pleasure

The man across the street is a pole knocker. You can tell because he always has red marks all over his face.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016

pole-hole

n. An ungodly huge vagina, cunt, clit, lip, anything loosly related to the female gentalia.

She had such a huge pole-hole.

by nick "likes it rough and rugged" baucom November 20, 2003

Pole Turtle

a. A turtle that can sometimes be seen on top of a tall pole in the Midwest. When you see a turtle on top of a tall pole, you think:

Well, you know it didn't get up there by itself.
It must not know what to do now that it's up there.
And what asshole put it up there in the first place?
b. Can refer to a person similar questions can be applied to.

Tim: Wow, Sara Palin's an idiot.
Alex: Yeah, she's a total pole turtle.

by Sugarfreepixiestick December 9, 2008